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Old 04-14-2008, 02:41 AM   #61
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Insecure individuals tend to put others down in order to raise themselves in their own minds. Its ok Mirek, your mother accepts you for the special person you are. Better build yourself up than attack others in jealousy.

ROFLLLL....OMG this is thread in killing me!!!!
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Old 04-14-2008, 02:57 AM   #62
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i wouldnt even respond to him dude, Mirek is quite possibly the biggest loser i have ever come across.
I was wrong in my previous post! It gets better!!!
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Old 04-14-2008, 03:45 AM   #63
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I was wrong in my previous post! It gets better!!!
what the hell are you talkin about
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Old 04-14-2008, 10:37 AM   #64
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what the hell are you talkin about
He is talking about people putting you down...
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Old 04-14-2008, 12:33 PM   #65
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Eurostyle and Vsanj, ? the two biggest ****ing dorks on Max.
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Old 04-14-2008, 05:53 PM   #66
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Where do you guys get this stuff from? Its priceless!
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Old 04-14-2008, 06:24 PM   #67
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Where do you guys get this stuff from? Its priceless!
I shit trains!
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Old 04-14-2008, 07:06 PM   #68
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Old 04-14-2008, 08:20 PM   #69
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bahahahah

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Your pretty funny
I don't remember you.. but thanx
Wanna cyber?
OK, but don't tell anybody (wink)
Who are you?
I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot.
And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
Haha! OK
Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
I want everything, baby!
Is this a delivery?
Umm...Yes
So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.

I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
You can't hurry good pizza.
I'm on my way now though

So you're at my front door now.
How did you know?
I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
So you're still in the bathroom?
Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
wtf?
You perverted piece of shiat
Fuk
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Old 04-14-2008, 08:44 PM   #70
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you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots
I mean that is just some ****ED UP SHIT
the Trix rabbit, for example
I dunno man... if I were him I'd be ****ing KILLING some kids
I remember a commercial where the ****in rabbit WENT INTO A ****IN STORE AND BOUGHT A BOX OF TRIX WITH HIS OWN ****IN MONEY.
****in kids came outta NOWHERE and basically ****in mug the poor stupid bitch rabbit
"silly rabbit Trix are for kids"
****in rabbit just sits there and looks depressed.
**** NO that wouldn't fly with me
I'd have pimp-slapped EVERY ONE OF those ****in bitches
and made them go get me the REST of a "complete breakfast" and eat Trix right in front of them bitches and THEN beat the shit out of them some more.
and wtf is with the disguises? All the dumb rabbit does is hide his ears and all of a sudden he's a ****in kid?
I dunno about you, but if I SAW a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap, I wouldn't immediately think
"Hey, there's a cool lookin human kid, let me go over and share some of my cereal with him"
NO.
I'd be thinking
"that's a 6 foot ****in RABBIT with his ears tucked under a baseball cap... what the **** was I just smoking?"
another thing... wtf is up with cereal being "A part of this complete breakfast"
last time -I- checked, cereal WAS breakfast
they show a big ass bowl of frosted flakes next to a waffle, a pancake, toast, a banana, a ****in grapefruit... who the **** eats a breakfast that big
Back to stupid cereal mascots...
Lucky Charms.
****ING LUCKY CHARMS
Lucky can turn the ****ing MOON into a marshmallow, and he can't escape a bunch of ****ing 6 year olds?!?!?
C'mon now, Lucky.
I KNOW your bitch ass has got to have a "Blow the ****ing kids up" spell SOMEWHERE
or make "kid marshamllows" and EAT those bitches.
"They're after me Lucky Charms!"
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KILL THEM, BITCH!
I dunno why I went off on this rant here
it's just always bothered me."
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Old 04-15-2008, 12:03 AM   #71
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Eurostyle and Vsanj, ? the two biggest ****ing dorks on Max.
That means a lot coming from a guy that gets no respect from anyone!
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:07 PM   #72
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I shit trains!
Where did this start? edumacate me
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Old 04-15-2008, 07:56 PM   #73
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This shit went epic.
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Old 05-28-2008, 10:27 PM   #74
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Eurostyle and Vsanj, ? the two biggest ****ing dorks on Max.
lol.............dude i really feel sorry for you!
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