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Old 11-07-2007, 12:11 PM   #31
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Old 11-07-2007, 12:29 PM   #32
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:39 PM   #33
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I don't.... I mean..... umm..... what the ****?!

Dude, you're ****ing nuts.


I like the gas station one, though.... well written.
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Old 11-07-2007, 01:59 PM   #34
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omg.....i decided to read these while takin a shit..they were so good
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:26 AM   #35
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omg.....i decided to read these while takin a shit..they were so good
You have a PC in the shitter? Or just very dirty carpets?
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:39 AM   #36
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You have a PC in the shitter? Or just very dirty carpets?
Its called a laptop , you can have it on your laps and browse forums, while taking a shit
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:40 AM   #37
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Its called a laptop , you can have it on your laps and browse forums, while taking a shit
How is class, bitch? Skipping again LOL?
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:42 AM   #38
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How is class, bitch? Skipping again LOL?
its lunchtime, biatch, I have another class at 1:30 so got some time to kill, wanna go get some gyros??
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:43 AM   #39
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its lunchtime, biatch, I have another class at 1:30 so got some time to kill, wanna go get some gyros??
**** yo couch. Not yet, I have some work to do here.
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Old 11-08-2007, 11:56 AM   #40
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**** yo couch. Not yet, I have some work to do here.
LOL! you? work? hahaha



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Old 11-08-2007, 12:07 PM   #41
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:24 PM   #42
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haha u two are jks....

and yes...i was droppin a duece while browsin my laptop...kinda like im doin again right now.....

wow i should NOT of put that extra piripiri sauce in the taco meet
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Old 11-08-2007, 03:32 PM   #44
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So how do people shit in England? Since they drive backwards, do they also AC Slater the toilet?
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