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Old 07-09-2007, 01:19 PM   #1
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Angry Spotted and Killed: 2 falsely badged 318's at the same time

While out for a cruise last night, what did I happen across??? Not one, but two 318's badged as M3's. These were blatant forgeries, as NONE of the aesthetic changes were done, and they both still sported single tip exhausts.

So, just as i'm about to make a comment at a redlight, one of the half wits decides to rev the shit out of the poor 4 pot, and dump the clutch. Little did he know, there was a marked cop car two cars back. The cop lights him up, and pulls him over. His friend continues, and I pull up beside him at the next light. It was nice last night, so we both had our windows down.

This douchebag looks over and starts talking to me like I've known him forever. Starts shooting his mouth off about the cop pulling his friend over, and basically making himself sound like a moron. He finishes his rant, with me just nodding along...

So I ask, "M3 eh?...Both you and your buddy. They must be really quick."

He says "yeah, they're both really fast, but mine is a little quicker"

I say "Quick enough to take my lowly 323? I've only got a 2.5"

He just looks at me, not knowing what to say... and the light turns green.

He punches the gas, and does his best to fly off. I follow, quickly, but let him lead by a couple car lengths to the next light. The bastard actually hits the hazards as he rolls to a stop. I pull up beside him, and start to laugh.

he says "see, I told you it was pretty quick" all while having a big shit-eating grin across his chops.

The road opens up where we are now, so i ask him to go again.

"no problem" he says.

As the light turns green, I side step the clutch and leave him behind by 6-8 car lengths before we hit the next light. Of course, I hit the hazards...

When this guy pulls up, he actually asks if i'm supercharged...

I look over, chuckle, and say..." Nope, mine's just not a 318 like you and your buddy. Take the badge off, because you two are giving the M3 a bad name. It will take you guys more than a $30 badge from the dealer to make you fast. Get real..."

The look on his face was priceless...the light turned green, and he turned left. I guess his shame was too much to bear...

Now, I just have to find his buddy, and teach him a lesson in BMW etiquette too.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:25 PM   #2
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Shit. You saw me get pulled over last night?
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:26 PM   #3
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LOL .. great story
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Shit. You saw me get pulled over last night?
you got pulled over?!
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:27 PM   #5
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LOL I was kidding. I don't drive a 318.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:35 PM   #6
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lucky you didnt get pulled over.

then you wouldve been the tool for even bothering to race an 318
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:45 PM   #7
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my bro in law is a local popo. I've got the hook-ups.... LOL Besides it was worth it to teach these asstards a lesson....typical greasy poseurs.
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Old 07-09-2007, 01:47 PM   #8
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LOL I was kidding. I don't drive a 318.

but you drive a 325 with an m3 badge! Almost just as bad, although yours is a little more believable.
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but you drive a 325 with an m3 badge! Almost just as bad, although yours is a little more believable.
325 with 3.91 diff!!

Okay, no excuse, i'm hanging my head in shame.
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Its okay your car is special, it changes colours.
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once i see that single tip exhaust...i dont even waste my time.
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Old 07-09-2007, 02:24 PM   #12
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normally I won't either, but these two cruising together, both with the M3 badges...someone had to bring them down a peg or two. Let's face it, they had it coming. ...and I was happy to do so on behalf of the whole MaX community. I'd consider it community service.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:25 PM   #13
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It would have been funny if those 318's had some M3 engines in them. I guess then it would be a different story.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:32 PM   #14
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they wouldn't have still had single exhausts...and besides, with the mods and the 3.38, I can pretty much keep up with stock M3's. If the driver stinks, I can take them.
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Old 07-09-2007, 03:38 PM   #15
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hahah....theere is a black 318 where i live and the guy has an M3 badge on it! to tell you the truth i think it says "M3 ti" lol
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