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Old 07-05-2007, 02:48 PM   #1
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Post Stupid little kids smoking....



Had to share this because I thought it was extremely funny yet a little disturbing!

So me and a buddy were doing our weekly 15km bike ride when on our home stretch through town these 4 kids about 14-15 yell out,

"you guys have a cigarette we can have?"

I am thinking to myself, are these kids that dumb that 2 guys on mountain bikes and gear getting exercise are going to have a cigarette on us? Like seriously.. so I yell back,

"smoking 'll kill you!"

and what do i hear back????? They say,

"so will sex!"

Me and my buddy were like WTF? and just kept riding.. talk about some messed up priorities! Maybe they were a little younger but either way.. I thought it was pretty funny and upsetting at the same time to see how stupid some of our youth are..
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:52 PM   #2
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pretty witty response for such a dumn ass kid!
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Old 07-05-2007, 02:54 PM   #3
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I would have kicked their ass and stole their candy.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:06 PM   #4
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^^ haha.

It really is sad though to see kids nowadays smoking etc... what with the knowledge we have about how bad it is for you.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:06 PM   #5
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^^ haha.

It really is sad though to see kids nowadays smoking etc... what with the knowledge we have about how bad it is for you.
i dunno bout anyone else . but we had knowledge about how bad it is to smoke back when i was young and we did it anyways. i think knowledge doesn't necessary deter smoking in teens.

although i did manage to quit a few years ago
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:10 PM   #6
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Sex totally sucks. Its the silent killer.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:35 PM   #7
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Sex totally sucks. Its the silent killer.
It's only silent because you suck in bed.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:43 PM   #8
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It's only silent because you suck in bed.


that was a good one.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:59 PM   #9
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oh man! haha that was awsome boots!
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:25 PM   #10
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I set him up... just like his mom, and their bed, and the fact that Boots is my lovechild... I just havent told him because Id rather not crush his dreams of world aspirations.
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when i was that age kids were smoking.


and i was smoking bud.......nothings changed.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:28 PM   #12
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I set him up... just like his mom, and their bed, and the fact that Boots is my lovechild... I just havent told him because Id rather not crush his dreams of world aspirations.
I'm older than you.

Worst comeback ever.
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:29 PM   #13
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Worst comeback ever.
+1 no need to even defend yourself from that
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Old 07-05-2007, 05:49 PM   #14
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I lost all my response thoughts early in vag gas... I agree, it sucked.

Ill be better tomorrow.
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Old 07-06-2007, 09:35 PM   #15
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I dont know, that day hasnt come since i first started reading the jokes...

Props to kevin, but I still think you would have gotten YOUR ass kicked in attempt to steal the candy. muahaha. BTW, I have a 3.15LSD you interested? Maybe the 3.15 open diff might float your boat more...1 wheeler peeler :p

Back on topic, cigarettes is nothing...kids 10years old are getting high off cronic and crack. Its pretty sad, I only hit the good stuff when I was like 15 and before then I thought it would be stupid to do it....and actually I was more scared of getting caught by popo.
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