Driving to town this morning on the 401, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 120 clicks an hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damned makeup!!!
It scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I dropped my cell phone which fell into the coffee between my legs , disconnected an important call and scalded by entire reproductive system. Damned women drivers!!!!!