Guiness and women
This is very upsetting for you guys. Research
scientists at Guinness suggested that men should take a
look at their beer consumption after considering the
results of a recent analysis, which had revealed the
presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into
women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed eight
pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100
percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't
drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing
and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned