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Old 03-24-2006, 09:50 PM   #1
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Bored at home VS. ASK ME ANYTHING V.2.0

get nasty ladies.

Im bored.

ask me anythangz
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:54 PM   #2
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How deep is your rectum?
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:55 PM   #3
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do u want to eat my ass?
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:57 PM   #4
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How deep is your rectum?
Measure from the top of your fist to the bottom of your elbow.
add spit and lets find out.
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:58 PM   #5
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do u want to eat my ass?
unless you are a 6 foot tall blonde with double D's probably not.

or if Im drunk.

<---grabs a six pack and gets to work.
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Old 03-24-2006, 09:59 PM   #6
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Measure from the top of your fist to the bottom of your elbow.
add spit and lets find out.
Don't answer a question with a question. Reply with a measurement. I don't care about the units, cm, inches, gerbils, whatever.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:00 PM   #7
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what really happened at the end of old yeller?
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:01 PM   #8
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Don't answer a question with a question. Reply with a measurement. I don't care about the units, cm, inches, gerbils, whatever.
Sir yes sir. My rectum is 11 golf balls long.
Ask me how I know and PM me for the golf-balls-up-ass.jpg.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:02 PM   #9
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what really happened at the end of old yeller?
they all went to the lemonparty website (google it yourself) and LOL'd.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:07 PM   #10
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Sir yes sir. My rectum is 11 golf balls long.
Ask me how I know and PM me for the golf-balls-up-ass.jpg.
Man that pic was flippin hot! If you send it to anyone else, we're officially over.

Alright next question, if you were to track the hottest bitch in a club all night, and you manage to get with her... you're at a motel ripping each others clothes off after getting your sack pumped dry on the drive there, so horny your dick feels like it would break a window with blood if it were to bust a leak... and she turns out to have a little penis taped back to her ass... what would you do?
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:09 PM   #11
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NAME A REALLY GOOD BAR TO GO TO...LOL...im sick of planning fridays
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:11 PM   #12
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Man that pic was flippin hot! If you send it to anyone else, we're officially over.

Alright next question, if you were to track the hottest bitch in a club all night, and you manage to get with her... you're at a motel ripping each others clothes off after getting your sack pumped dry on the drive there, so horny your dick feels like it would break a window with blood if it were to bust a leak... and she turns out to have a little penis taped back to her ass... what would you do?
I'd remove the tape from the vagina i have secretly hidden between my asscheeks.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:13 PM   #13
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NAME A REALLY GOOD BAR TO GO TO...LOL...im sick of planning fridays
Fridays suck.

If you like trance and drugs go check out This Is London.
If you like classy guys (but possibly kinda loserish... its hit and miss) go to schmooze.
If you like trendy hard to get in places go to Brant House or Century Room.
If you want hot guys and a crazy party, check out BigD's bedroom. Partay up in thurr.
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:15 PM   #14
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Fridays suck.

If you like trance and drugs go check out This Is London.
If you like classy guys (but possibly kinda loserish... its hit and miss) go to schmooze.
If you like trendy hard to get in places go to Brant House or Century Room.
If you want hot guys and a crazy party, check out BigD's bedroom. Partay up in thurr.
i said bars!....but hmmmmm bigd doesnt sound bad ..lol...j/k
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Old 03-24-2006, 10:18 PM   #15
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i said bars!....but hmmmmm bigd doesnt sound bad ..lol...j/k
Heres a pic of BigD from the last time we partied.


but ya, are you sure you wanna go to a bar? arent those full of college losers/douchebags?
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