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Old 02-20-2006, 05:05 PM   #1
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truth hurts (vid)



so I don't have much body hair, my ass is smaller than Jamie Fox, and I got a bloody belly! and the only way I get the white girls is by wiggling my BMW key chain................. I'm gonna cry......

its good for laughs anyways, and I want his shirt.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...84513475560733
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:12 PM   #2
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this is so lame.. simple answers for simple problems..

asian guys cant get white girls because they have small penises.. Its a fact hahahahhaahah

jk.
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:13 PM   #3
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Truth about white guys eh? According to the Vid nice butts, big penis, more body hair. ASians playing video games like geeks. White guys parting. LOL

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Pretty funny vid.
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:19 PM   #4
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u know what, about this whole penis thing.

I think it has to do with environment, you ever notice FOBs never have nice ass and tits? always skinny as shit? but some of the best looking ones are usually CBC/ABC?

its like those guys in the video, I'm pretty sure they are ABCs/CBCs and their facial features are quite different from a FOB.

and the white guy got pwn3d by the black guy.
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:26 PM   #5
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i only saw 1 mionute of it.... i didn;t get to anything about asses.
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:27 PM   #6
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repost... and you have a small penis..
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Old 02-20-2006, 05:55 PM   #7
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repost... and you have a small penis..
ahhhhhhhh ****, I was saying to myself on sunday morning "don't look at her, she might be a man", I knew there was something bad vibe about that night.
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Old 02-21-2006, 12:03 AM   #8
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i saw this video before this thread, actually

its damn funny.

by the way, im asian, and i have a pretty damn big dick. if u want proof, ask me.
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Old 02-21-2006, 12:05 AM   #9
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maybe big compared to other asians
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Old 02-21-2006, 10:34 AM   #10
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I think it has less to do with big dicks. I mean, you see how small those asian chiks are, can't handle the big stuff. It's a known fact that asian girls are freaks. I think they just got bored with same ole same ole.
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Old 02-21-2006, 01:41 PM   #11
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by the way, im asian, and i have a pretty damn big dick. if u want proof, ask me.
well clearly asking you isn't going to be any different than the fact that you just proclaimed you had a large asian penis.

if you really want to know how you fair up. sleep with a white slut.
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