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Old 01-30-2006, 03:41 PM   #16
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I just recieved an interesting phone call from Bell:

Me: "Hello?"
Bell: "Hello, may I speak to Julian?"
Me: "Yes, this is Julian."
Bell: "Hi Julian, I'm so pleased to announce that you are eligible for Bell High Speed Internet!!"
Me: "That's super! can we be friends? I've never had a friend... WAIT!! wanna be my girlfriend? I've never had one of those... we can hold hands a and kiss and..."
Bell: "****... you really need to get OFF the internet kid..."
Bell: *CLICK*..... [hangs up on Julian]
Me: "Shit" [hangs up]


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Old 01-30-2006, 05:07 PM   #17
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When telemarketers call my home , I tell them I am 12 and not legal to reach/sign the agreement. They always say "Ok no problem bye" haha It works!
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:23 PM   #18
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Its funny when telemarketers promoting rogers stuff call to sell me the same plan that I am already on.
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Old 01-30-2006, 05:39 PM   #19
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If they don't know my first name, i'll tell them to wait a minute, put them on hold. My phones got this super annoying hold jingle. They hang up themselves.
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Old 01-30-2006, 06:12 PM   #20
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hold is genious. whenever someone puts me on hold, i put them on hold. they usually hang up, but if i know their employee number, i get them ****ed
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:05 PM   #21
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Fixed.
lol.. ****er.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:06 PM   #22
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You notice how they always call when your eating dinner or trying to watch a leafs game, I just ask them for there home number so I can call them back when I m not busy they hang up on me
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:06 PM   #23
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ok that was a waste of time reading.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:08 PM   #24
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ok that was a waste of time reading.
go suck a lemon.
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Old 01-30-2006, 07:20 PM   #25
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I notice that cold callers have me on hold as soon as I answer.... 3 - 5 second delay until they say hello. Ample time to hang up.
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:03 PM   #26
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NObody called me but I like Primus' Sig
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:34 PM   #27
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Old 01-30-2006, 08:38 PM   #28
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Amateur... try this, this is what I usually do, hasn't failed me yet and never ever get resistance from them:

Me: "Hello?"
Bell: "Hello, may I speak to Justin?"
Me: "Yes, this is Justin."
Bell: "Hi Justin, I'm so pleased to announce that you are eligible for Bell High Speed Internet!!"
Me: "I already have it, signed up yesterday."
Bell: "Oh okay, have a good day then."
Me: "Sure."

Me: "Hello?"
Star: "Hi, I'm here to offer you a free month's subscription to the Toronto Star!"
Me: "I'm a Toronto Star employee, I get the papers for free."
Star: "Oh okay. Thanks, have a great day."
Me: "Yep."

Me: "Hello?"
RBC: "Hi, this is Royal Bank calling to say you are pre-approved for a VISA card with only 8% interest for the first 6 months!"
Me: "I'm a Royal Bank employee, my credit cards are 4% interest already."
RBC: "Oh okay, thanks. Have a great day!"
Me: "Okay."

Me: "Hello?"
Her: "Hey Justin, I was thinking about you all night... I'm all wet and..."
wait, nevermind... this one's off topic.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:17 PM   #29
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HAHA rofl ^^^ i know i laugh at stupid stuff, but im easy to please, i dont care
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:19 PM   #30
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