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Old 01-29-2006, 04:28 PM   #16
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pffffoffofffff hahhahah! !H H! !!!1
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:48 PM   #17
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Right now at this moment Im watching Delta Force with Chuck Norris on Spike TV , he is about to kill some Hijacker terrorists.


Why isnt Chuck in Iraq saving those hostages instead, they need him real bad
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Old 01-29-2006, 04:51 PM   #18
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:47 PM   #19
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haha i have chuck norris on myspace
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Old 01-29-2006, 06:57 PM   #20
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Haha, no i didnt make those pics. some dude on a subaru forum did funnnny shit.
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Old 01-29-2006, 09:34 PM   #21
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Lol, this is funny. Keep them comiing
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:17 PM   #22
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his movies have been on Spike all weekend....coincidence??? think not!
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Old 01-29-2006, 10:20 PM   #23
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For thanksgiving, Chuch norris once ran to a feild and ate a live wild turkey and then went home and shit it out and it came out cooked w/ stuffing, cranberries, and all the fixins'. Then his wife asked "How'd you do that?". He then roundhouse kicked her to the head and said "Never Question Chuck Norris."
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Old 01-29-2006, 11:43 PM   #24
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For thanksgiving, Chuch norris once ran to a feild and ate a live wild turkey and then went home and shit it out and it came out cooked w/ stuffing, cranberries, and all the fixins'. Then his wife asked "How'd you do that?". He then roundhouse kicked her to the head and said "Never Question Chuck Norris."
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Old 01-30-2006, 01:42 AM   #25
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I remember chuck as beeing a good actor, what the hell happened?
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Old 01-30-2006, 02:11 AM   #26
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Internet fads FTL.
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Old 01-30-2006, 09:33 AM   #27
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Internet fads FTL.

seriously, i dunno whats up with you people, but here he is pretty much seen as a laughing joke.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:16 AM   #28
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i couldnt figure it out either...so i decided to join in:

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:29 AM   #29
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this is so fuuny to read.........hehehehehehehe......
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:33 AM   #30
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When using ribbed condoms, Chuck Norris rolls them inside out so that he gets the the pleasure
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