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01-28-2006, 08:26 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
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Whats up witha ll this Chuck Norris shit?
Did i miss something?? every forum mentions chuck norris.. ??uhhhhh
whats with the chuck norris stuff?????? lol
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01-28-2006, 08:27 PM
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5th Gear Member
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: toronto
Posts: 1,047
Car: Civic type R
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come on dan how can you ask a question like that
chuck norris is god
please no more questions lol
who elese can beat up 10guys at a time ,jump from a roof do a little flip and land perfectly
who elese can save someone from a burning car in just the nickof time.
who elese can fight bruce lee and put up a challenge to bruce lee
who elese can pick up chicks like chuck norris
answer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY
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Last edited by fukenricen; 01-28-2006 at 08:31 PM.
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01-28-2006, 08:35 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
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Car: 328I
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rofl!
In that case,
im going to order one of these asap and hang it on my door, so whenever i leave my room i feel chuck norrises power!
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01-28-2006, 09:33 PM
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3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Mississauga
Posts: 378
Car: 06 Ram 1500
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I have one of those hanging over my bed. Chuck is the last thing I see before I fall asleep, and the first thing I see when I wake up.
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01-28-2006, 10:49 PM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: May 2003
Location: sauga
Posts: 1,341
Car: 05 Civic LX coupe
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Originally Posted by Trit
I have one of those hanging over my bed. Chuck is the last thing I see before I fall asleep, and the first thing I see when I wake up.
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LOL i nominate this for funniest post of the year 
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01-29-2006, 05:10 AM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Oakville
Posts: 2,204
Car: Probe GT...
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thats jokes, i had a chucknorris joke battle at my bar the other day, some girl was showing off to her friends shes like
"u know chuck norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he never crys".. so some ppl laughed a bit.. i jump up behind them and bust out "thats true, but chuck norris also invented cancer, cuz he was getting tired of killing ppl himself, then everyone went nuts, then we went head on, joke after joke, its funny shit..
someone told me a good one tonight, chuck norris can swallow a scrambled rubics cube, and shit it out, with all the colours matching
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01-29-2006, 02:48 PM
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super blinger
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: southside niagara region
Posts: 524
Car: 94 silverado
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i honestly think its a bit overplayed now....
even if he can cure cancer with his tears...
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01-29-2006, 02:51 PM
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Has no idea whats goin on
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 1,948
Car: E46
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bruce lee kicked his ass
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01-29-2006, 03:17 PM
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7th Gear [SMG III] Member
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: location location
Posts: 9,954
Car: back in mother russia, cars drive YOU
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by spooner_dee
bruce lee kicked his ass
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Bruce Lee (Born 1940—Died 1973)
Chuck Norris(Born 1940—
coincidence? i think not!
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01-29-2006, 03:19 PM
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super blinger
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: southside niagara region
Posts: 524
Car: 94 silverado
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i herd chuck noris gave vruce lee that advil....
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01-29-2006, 03:56 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
Posts: 90
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
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01-29-2006, 03:56 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
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Car: 328I
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In a race to the edge of the universe between Superman and the Flash, who won??
hahahaha
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01-29-2006, 03:58 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
Posts: 90
Car: 328I
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
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01-29-2006, 04:00 PM
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2nd Gear Member
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: GTA
Posts: 90
Car: 328I
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
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01-29-2006, 05:12 PM
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6th Gear Member
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Oakville
Posts: 2,204
Car: Probe GT...
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dude.. did u make those pics?
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