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Old 01-27-2006, 02:40 PM   #16
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I LOVE YOU!!! I've read that many years ago and I've been trying to find it since, with no success! (of course everyone that writes it claims it's their story... haha it's probably Justin's)
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Old 01-27-2006, 02:58 PM   #17
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I wish I wrote that. So well written, and incredibly witty...
Nice post Mark.
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Old 01-27-2006, 03:10 PM   #18
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quick thought....are you just saying it was posted somewhere else to cover up that it was really you?

haha no its not me, one of the guys on werkz found it , and i laughed so hard i had to post it here
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:26 PM   #19
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90% chance that's originally from somethingawful.com

They got alot of great writers there.
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Old 01-27-2006, 05:52 PM   #20
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Well it really isn't as bad as he makes it out to be...LOL The stubble thing is really bad the first few time you do it but strangely it gets better to the point where you don't even know the difference.

Hope that helps...ROFL







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Old 01-27-2006, 09:48 PM   #21
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I tried that once, never again.

The last point he made is the worst consequence of this.

Stubby ass hair = biggest ass rash ever = can't walk properly
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:50 PM   #22
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biggest ass rash ever = can't walk properly
vitaliy, is this to imply that you generally get frequent ass rashes, but that they aren't as bad as the particular one you were describing? you should have that looked into
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Old 01-27-2006, 09:56 PM   #23
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vitaliy, is this to imply that you generally get frequent ass rashes, but that they aren't as bad as the particular one you were describing? you should have that looked into
I never had ass rashes until I shaved my ass hair

Eventually it goes away, but after a while.

I'm sure anal sex without lubrication would be much much worse. Imagine geting a cut in your colon. Read this, a similar story to the one posted: http://www.zug.com/scrawl/analbob/analbob2.html
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Old 01-27-2006, 11:03 PM   #24
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i'll pass on reading it, but thanks for the info
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