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Old 01-23-2006, 03:32 AM   #1
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Talking This Is Gold....women Should Read As Well



Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a
husband from among many men.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to
any floor, you HADto choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor,
you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return.
A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women
read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not
loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's
further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women,
"Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up theywent.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong
romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be
awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove
that women are f**king impossible to please. The exit is to your left, we
hope you fall down the stairs."
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:33 AM   #2
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...... so when are we going to lebanon to go bang some leb twins?
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Old 01-23-2006, 03:34 AM   #3
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where the hell did u come from looooool go to ****ing bed dude loool
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Old 01-23-2006, 07:47 AM   #4
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hahahaha its funny cause its true.
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Old 01-23-2006, 01:49 PM   #5
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See if that was me I would have taken that fourth floor cause for the most part there are no men like that so why be greedy!
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