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Old 01-13-2006, 12:07 PM   #1
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In this thread i will educate you...



Short fat girls can NOT wear furry boots.
I know they are in style and trendy, but short rounder bitches in those boots look like ewoks, not supermodels.

Women with bags/luggage that have those extendable handles.
Jesus Christ how inept are you that you cant carry that shit??
to top it all off, why do you need your 4 wheeled bag, a purse, AND a handbag?!?
*NEWFLASH* you can carry 1 BIGGER bag instead of 11ty billion little bags.

Hardcore religious people.
The 1600's called, they want their values back.

People that work for pyramid companies.
You're an idiot and you dont know it. ****ing end yourself or get a real job.

Homeless street kids with mohawks, leather jackets, tattoos and piercings.
You left your middle class suburbian dwellings to live on the streets because daddy doesn't love you since he made you come home at a reasonable hour and mommy hates your guts because she doesn't want you to tattoo your forehead and pierce your birthing hole... what shitty parents... I totally understand how living under a bridge and giving blowjobs for nickels was a better way of life.

...tell me again why I should give you a dollar for vodka and weed instead of you earning your money at a Tim Hortons/McDonalds/factory/anything?


Women that use the I have a headache/Too tired/I feel sick/Not in the mood/etc excuse to avoid sex

Hmmmm I wonder why your man checks out other girls?

People that buy expensive cars but live at home
Rob. That is all.

People that ask for relationship advice
If you have to ask, you already know the answer.

Overzealous cops.
It's not my fault you couldn't get into university and find a real job.
It's not my fault that you had no one to bully when highschool finished.
Want to be the world's biggest tough guy? shave your head, throw on a badge and watch your penis instantly grow 5 inches!

Women have it so easy in life.
What women need to have a successful life = tits, ass, lips, sexual acts and good looks.
What men need to have a successful life = money, a decent career, the willingness to initiate conversation with women, date, buy a ring, house, car, support a family, etc etc etc. Basically... we work our entire lives based around you.

That is all.

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Old 01-13-2006, 12:09 PM   #2
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Well said.

PS: You have a lot of time on your hands at work!
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:11 PM   #3
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I think hes a paste whore.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:12 PM   #4
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Women that use the I have a headache/Too tired/I feel sick/Not in the mood/etc excuse to avoid sex

Hmmmm I wonder why your man checks out other girls?

My favourite one, freakin g/f wont put out
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:14 PM   #5
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Haha.. it's obvious you work in a corporate downtown office, and commute via public transit. Memories...

Good post Mike.
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:16 PM   #6
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aHAHAHHAHHA
i love that girlfriend one AHAHHAHAHA

good read and good post... ahahhaha oh man
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:17 PM   #7
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best thread ever
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Old 01-13-2006, 12:49 PM   #8
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im gonna go slap my bitch right now!
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:03 PM   #9
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I totally understand how living under a bridge and giving blowjobs for nickels was a better way of life.
You know this from personal experience I gather.
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:05 PM   #10
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mabye she'd put out if you slapped her less. no wait mabye she'd put out if you slapped her MORE
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:06 PM   #11
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I agree with everything except the luggage with extendable handles... It looks women look more sophisticated.
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:07 PM   #12
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You know this from personal experience I gather.
everyone saying "haha you know this cause you did it"

that's the gayest ****ing response ever. you can't talk about something you've ever done?

in that case, jstalin, stop talking about girls, stop talking about understanding socialism/communism, etc


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by the way, good post miguel
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Old 01-13-2006, 01:07 PM   #13
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thats just filthy, i like it ^^
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:37 PM   #14
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That was awesome
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Old 01-13-2006, 02:53 PM   #15
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everyone saying "haha you know this cause you did it"

that's the gayest ****ing response ever. you can't talk about something you've ever done?

in that case, jstalin, stop talking about girls, stop talking about understanding socialism/communism, etc


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by the way, good post miguel

the point is how do you know they suck dick for money/drugs/food?? Thats a nice stereotype you got going there of street life. How do you know that street kids suck dick for money.. why dont you go and ask one to suck your dick, see how fast he puts his fist in your mouth.

I do not understand how you can link a group of people with sucking dick for money with someone who has a political view. Infact your post is so lacking in logic and common sense that I would have to say that your post is the worst post ever.

as for talking about something youve never done.. No one is talking about what they have done, you are just categorizing people and saying that this is what they do, when you have no facts to prove that they do these acts.

miguel is just a disgruntled city worker that has too much time on his hands. Its funny because our property tax, which is a lot of ****ing money - funds miquel to sit around and type on maxbimmer.

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