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Old 10-08-2002, 01:10 PM   #1
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sex rule of thumbs



CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MIDDLE EASTERN WOMAN:

First Date: You fill out the mandatory familyquestionnaire listing all your assets.

Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.

Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.

Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

LATIN WOMAN

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

POLISH WOMAN:

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.

She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

KOREAN WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.
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Old 10-08-2002, 01:19 PM   #2
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I've never laughed sp hard in my life ! That is sooo true !!
haha Carlo,where did you get that? hahahaa

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Old 10-08-2002, 01:55 PM   #3
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Ha ha

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I've never laughed sp hard in my life ! That is sooo true !!
haha Carlo,where did you get that? hahahaa

Rob, ya I know, it's funny because it's true!!! Someone E-Mailed it to me.

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Old 10-08-2002, 03:39 PM   #4
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lol! but that isnt tru...i know indian gurlz, not the ugly ones...the 1s who are actually hot...that would **** around with you
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Old 10-08-2002, 04:19 PM   #5
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haahha at e46_lover ok and hahah to the rules
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Old 10-09-2002, 12:35 AM   #6
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Rules for going out with any Guy:


Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.

Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.

Date 3: Never happens
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Old 10-09-2002, 12:40 AM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fast_Gal
Rules for going out with any Guy:


Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.

Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.

Date 3: Never happens
LoL
that's some funny shiet... actually i was talkin to my friend about the list and she suggested a list for going out with guys.....
and the list was very similar to this one....
except there wasn't a third one.... but yah the third one would be similar to that too
LoL
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Old 10-09-2002, 01:53 PM   #8
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ha ha

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Rules for going out with any Guy:


Date 1: Wants to eat and get laid, so he pays. Expects at least a blow job.

Date 2: Skips dinner, just picks you up and takes you to a hotel. Definately expects to get laid.

Date 3: Never happens
So what category to you fall under, just out of curiosity.
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