Another champ, this time with video:
Randy: no my trick or treating days with adult diapers on are over. Although it rains a lot here and a lot of people run and cycle in the rain and I'm still not above soaking these people some more (there are epic puddles here, you'd love it). I get my dirty fun in the 2nd degree now. The bums here are so much fun. I got 2 bums to fight for a dollar... it was a good fight but I think I could have done it for less. One bum started dancing for me for a quarter and another bum came over and started kicking his ass for invading his territory. They also cross the street without looking. I used to think they do it hoping to get run over. But Felicia's van got broken into last week and the horn doesn't work. So when I need to use it I scream out of the driver's window, and when I did that to a jaywalking bum and he darted back holding his hands up. I got one bum so pissed at me it was great. He was pushing a cart and it had like a raggedy pillow and some shitty pants in there and a broom for some reason, I walked by and he asked me for money all sad and polite, I looked over and told him he's gotta get to work on his cart it's looking sad, so he screamed back at me "GIVE ME MONEY".