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Old 10-30-2005, 10:09 AM   #16
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I think its dutch
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:12 PM   #17
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Somebody translate it now. I was laughing and I don't even understand the language.
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:30 PM   #18
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This going to take me a while, but be patient

Translation:

-0:28

Marijke (womans name) was 18 when the doctor damaged her spine in an operation.

-0:37

since then she's been a victim of (not sure) poor assistance, ....today at boomerang we will be talking about medical blunders.

-0:49

interview with host: Boomerang was the first programme where emotional issues were discussed in such an open and frank manner,

-01:49

blablabla...i knew that it could go wrong, and here's where it did, when we talked about medical mistakes

-1:45

the first woman (Marijke) starts talking about her operation and gets emotional, i can't tell from heavy flemmish accent exactly what she says

i don't catch the second guys name, but his problems started with a I tihnk a throat infection, during the operation his vocal cords were damamged

-2:19
back to host interview, he reiterates the guests problem then says that I started needing to laugh bc of his voice, but knew that I shouldn't bc of the situation, but as he kept talking, i had a greater need to laugh and i kept thinking, i can't hold it back, i can't hold it back.
It was horrible.

-2:37

"Marijke, your life before the operation was normal, then you come out of the anesthesia, and notice that something's not the same, what was your reaction"?

Marijke: The first reaction was one of disbelief...
(high pitched guy cuts in)
Host burts out in laughter.
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:34 PM   #19
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So is this dutch then Raging Lamb ?
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:37 PM   #20
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host apologizes, high pitched guy continues: my first reaction was also that it can't be true, i can't believe this...
host keeps laughin and apologizing as Marijke dries tears.

Correction: high pitched guy went in for what seems to be some sort of 'gender/sex related' operation, they don't explicitly say what it was, throat infections followed operation.
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:38 PM   #21
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So is this dutch then Raging Lamb ?

it's dutch, but it's what's spoken by Belgians (half are french the other are flemmish). it's tougher to understand, for me at least.
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:41 PM   #22
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If he went in for a sex change...then it SOUNDS like it might have worked !!

But man i can see how he gets caught up in laughing and cant stop...sad but funny as hell
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:43 PM   #23
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-3:19

host: so you try to plan your future from then on...[bursts out in laughter]...
hi-pitch guy (hpg): i really don't understand what's so funny here...
host: i'm really sorry, apologizes to home audience as well.

-3:39
host: so this (medical blunder) means that your sexuality is also ver affected.
marijke says something, then hpg, and host bursts out laughing.

-3:49

hpg: if you are involved in sex, it's not just the physical aspects, but also the sweet things you say to eachother in bed...

host just burts out laughing loud.
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Old 10-30-2005, 12:49 PM   #24
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host laughing, hpg: i don't think i can continue with this, am i supposed to sit here and answer questions?
host stops laughing and apologizes, switches to questions from the studio audience

-4:52
really doesn't need explaning, MAN I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING; a guy in the audience takes the mike and apparantly he's had a similar medical blunder, but with a slighlty different outcome LOLOLOL
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hpg guy and deep voice guy talk, as host laughs. deep voice guy interupts talking about vocal cord damage, and says, ; sir i find your behaviour highly offensive (or awful) and eventually he walks off.

Host interview: talks about how he is always prepared before the show but he could not do it this time

He also says that he was fired on the spot, literally as he got up.

-5:34

"it was the end of my career, well, my tv career"

- end:

they show him as dj boomerang, general radio show, mentioned before switching to music that he 'can help you with all questions regarding what you have to buy and sell".

The End.
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Old 10-30-2005, 01:31 PM   #26
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Old 10-30-2005, 05:24 PM   #28
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Thanks for the translation !!
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wow man that was funny i really needed that today.
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