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Old 10-16-2005, 05:17 PM   #1
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Arrow Favourite place(s) to bang (parked)....

Favourite places everyone?

i'm looking for a shitty lit place because i'm running with a car with no tint lol

old friend wants to 'meetup for coffee' later this week but sounds like she has other plans ....ANYwho yeah throw me your favourite places (but JUSTIN if ur reading this holla with any rexdale locations )

Last time i had an instance like this i had my dad's suv which has rear tints (good enough for me ) folded down seats....highschool parking lot after it emptied out
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Old 10-16-2005, 06:05 PM   #2
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Ya know masturbating in a public place can get you in some serious trouble!
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Old 10-16-2005, 06:39 PM   #3
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Old 10-16-2005, 06:42 PM   #4
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:08 PM   #5
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:18 PM   #6
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Ya know masturbating in a public place can get you in some serious trouble!
hey if theres a doll involved it's not masturbation okay!
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:35 PM   #7
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real men don't waste time hiding. only girly-boys do.
besides, in this weather windows would fog up in around 3-4 minutes.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:44 PM   #8
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real men don't waste time hiding. only girly-boys do.
besides, in this weather windows would fog up in around 3-4 minutes.
u took the words out of my mouth!

yup fog helps big time, unless of course her ass is against the window or hand
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:49 PM   #9
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I got caught once, while hiding, by the cops, them lights are ****ing bright.
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:56 PM   #10
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I got caught once, while hiding, by the cops, them lights are ****ing bright.
got caught masturbating or having real sex with a woman? sorry couldn't resist

yeah i guess an industrial parking lot will do....blah...heck walmart parking...hmmm ....the fog should work well...i'd like to throw on the flashers afterwards to declare the winnar

btw theres no ticket they can give for this sorta thing is there? indecent exposure not applicable i hope lol
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Old 10-16-2005, 07:58 PM   #11
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Favourite places everyone?

i'm looking for a shitty lit place because i'm running with a car with no tint lol

old friend wants to 'meetup for coffee' later this week but sounds like she has other plans ....ANYwho yeah throw me your favourite places (but JUSTIN if ur reading this holla with any rexdale locations )

Last time i had an instance like this i had my dad's suv which has rear tints (good enough for me ) folded down seats....highschool parking lot after it emptied out
man, when i asked to meet up for coffee, i literally meant MEET UP FOR COFFEE. don't flatter yourself homie.
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Old 10-16-2005, 08:02 PM   #12
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AWWWW crap...i knew my assumptions were off...i hope i can return the 100pack of condoms
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Old 10-16-2005, 08:09 PM   #13
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got caught masturbating or having real sex with a woman? sorry couldn't resist

yeah i guess an industrial parking lot will do....blah...heck walmart parking...hmmm ....the fog should work well...i'd like to throw on the flashers afterwards to declare the winnar

btw theres no ticket they can give for this sorta thing is there? indecent exposure not applicable i hope lol
Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.
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Old 10-16-2005, 08:20 PM   #14
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Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.
LOL you know what'd suck....if the girl wanted to play around and said no.....oh man it wudda been a long night for you
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Old 10-16-2005, 08:21 PM   #15
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Real girl smart ass.

He just asked if she was there under her own will, she said yes, and he left.


Thats the funniest thing ever..... i'd just throw them the thumbs up!

If i ever got caught by the cops, i would PRAY they wouldn't ask the girl for age verification!
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