How to keep cats off your car!

[Miguel]

If I ever came outside and saw my cat stuck in a neighbours cat trap I'd rescue him and proceed to launch your cat-trap through your front window.

[RMKBMW]

Well the god damn cat already scatched up the paint on my motorcycle, now the evil little vermin is after my car... The humane society is on my side...I will add mugshots soon!


If you leave your cat outside and it messes up someones car, are you going to wash the car and pay for a new paint job????

If there is a leash law for dogs why not for cats. At least you can teach a dog to stay of my car!

[maxx318i]

Originally Posted by BMWags

but i love p*ssy

i concur

[RevShoT]

btw i hate ****in cats... get a real pet like a dog

[Ryousuke]

I hate dogs. Cats are the best animals... they don't do anything but shit and piss... you feed them and they chill at home most of the time.. Dogs are annoying, they bark like stupid animals always ****ing hugry and when you are eating always beg for more food like idiots.

Originally Posted by Miguel

If I ever came outside and saw my cat stuck in a neighbours cat trap I'd rescue him and proceed to launch your cat-trap through your front window.

I'd do the same and more

Originally Posted by RevShoT

i HAD the same problem i shot the cat with a pelet gun thinking it would never come back... well it died... neibough has never spoken to me since... but the cars clean!

That was a stupid thing of you to do in a first place. What if you are walking along with your dog and it takes shit on someones lawn and they won't like it and then they will take a BB gun and shoot a hole through your dogs scall how will you feel then?

Originally Posted by Airbalancer

Only good cat is a dead cat!

A good and quiet dog that doesn't beg for food and bark at every little movement made outside of your house/apartment is a dead dog

[E36er]

Well said!!!! no wait...very well said ^^^^^^

your almost my hero!!!

Ive had Cats all my life now im not my first dog (10 weeks old) theres goods and bads to both, but i must agree thats cats are super easy and fun when you need it!.

edit: BTW i didnt think a cats claws (when there withdrawn) could scrach your paint that bad!, ive never noticed that at all...so lets see some pics!

[RevShoT]

Originally Posted by Ryousuke

I hate dogs. Cats are the best animals... they don't do anything but shit and piss... you feed them and they chill at home most of the time.. Dogs are annoying, they bark like stupid animals always ****ing hugry and when you are eating always beg for more food like idiots.




I'd do the same and more




That was a stupid thing of you to do in a first place. What if you are walking along with your dog and it takes shit on someones lawn and they won't like it and then they will take a BB gun and shoot a hole through your dogs scall how will you feel then?


A good and quiet dog that doesn't beg for food and bark at every little movement made outside of your house/apartment is a dead dog

dogs crave your attention, unlike cats there always around when you need companionship or if u feel like petting them ect... cats are always walking away from you or snuffing you. they are not social like dogs are

and when u say how they always beg for food and bark ect.. just learn how to properly train a dog. i tell my dog to jump he says how high.. once u understand how to control them there the best thing ull ever have. ide like to see a cat stick up for you when troubles around or a cat attack a burglar comming into the house, any dog would either sound the alarm that an intruder is here or attack knowing that person should not be there

[tlaselva]

Originally Posted by RevShoT

i tell my dog to jump he says how high.. once u understand how to control them there the best thing ull ever have.

Sounds like the only reason you appreciate a dog is it's the only creature that you can exert your will upon, and it not kick you in the a$$...

[Acidblast]

man i got the same problem. i woke up this morning to find that my neighbors cat was sleeping on the trunk of my car. he's got like a cat farm and they are starting to take over the neighborhood.

[RevShoT]

all cats do is eat sleep and ****.

[WhadUpp]

its a dogs world

[Paul540/m3]

In all seriousness if you have a cat problem go to the pet store and get the Sour Apple Spray and it should deter them from your car. There was a post aout this on bimmerforums not too long ago maybe do a serach there. Other citrusy things like orange and lemons etc. will deter them. Amonia will also wok(although I;m not too sure how safe that is) haha

[Ryousuke]

Originally Posted by RevShoT

dogs crave your attention, unlike cats there always around when you need companionship or if u feel like petting them ect... cats are always walking away from you or snuffing you. they are not social like dogs are

and when u say how they always beg for food and bark ect.. just learn how to properly train a dog. i tell my dog to jump he says how high.. once u understand how to control them there the best thing ull ever have. ide like to see a cat stick up for you when troubles around or a cat attack a burglar comming into the house, any dog would either sound the alarm that an intruder is here or attack knowing that person should not be there

Bleh I wouldn't want to train the dog so that it wouldn't bark like an idiot at every single sound thats outside of your place or beg for food. It takes a lot of time and patience to train a dog and some people don't have teh patience. Sending him to a professional is too much money too. Did I mention they smell? Each and every single house who had a dog that I've been in there was a dog smell and you knew it right away by the stupid dog barking as you walk up near the door and ring the bell.

Originally Posted by Quack

a garage, ok mister fancy word, it's called a car hole

i believe moe said Car Hold. not Hole

[SkycityBMW]

Cat . . . . the other white meat.

Saw it on a t-shirt . . nice ! ! !