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Old 07-20-2002, 08:24 AM   #1
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So Bangle walks into a bar...



Saw this joke and just had to post it! LOL!

"I have arrived," he says, "Whodaman? Idaman! Whodaman? Atz right! Idaman!"
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:25 AM   #2
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He sees an attractive girl. "That's not for me! Eew! Get it away...that conventional beauty! Yuk!"
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:27 AM   #3
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So, the girl's boyfriend hears this and gets pissed. "You got a problem with my girl buddy, buddy?" "Ick!" he says, "She's nasty! Look at her lithe figure...her beautiful face...she's a dog!"
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:28 AM   #4
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So the guy goes after him. Bangle say, "OK, I will force my taste upon thee! Thou shalt feel my wrath!"
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:29 AM   #5
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And Bangle kicks his a$$, of course, because he is a diabolical super-robot sent from the future by Mercedes to destroy BMW.

After that's all over everyone is really scared. A quivering voice comes out of the crowd... "Please, Mr. Bangle. Tell us...what is beauty?" it asks.

"Beauty is..."
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"Big a$$es!," he says. "I mean, really huge deformed a$$es!" he continues.
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:31 AM   #7
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"And big eyebrows..." "Oh, how I love eyebrows! Ooh...I'm getting excited...", he mutters. "Ow!" he shrieks.
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"You see," he says, "I like my cars like I like my women and I like bulbous, fat-a$$ed, big-eyebrowed women with little knobs. Now, I know people will be scared of this at first. But we will all learn to accept this new concept of beauty. Why should the supermodels, that turn me down whenever I ask them out, be allowed to be beautiful? I see beauty in those fat ugly women who could love Me...Chris Bangle. These are the ones who don't complain about my small [Oops!]. And I mean small." "Seriously, he says, "it's only this big." "But that's OK," he concludes, "because it delivers all the functions I need in a small package and all my fat, ugly, deformed, lard-a$$ed girlfriends don't complain about it at all."
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Old 07-20-2002, 08:33 AM   #9
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Then he had to run outside because a hippopotamus was trying to hump his new 745i.

The End!



I have to thank Jon from bimmer.org for that one!
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Old 07-20-2002, 01:22 PM   #10
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i hate chris bangle!!!!!! he should be fired , i don't know why bmw keeps him around to design cars, the ones he does are disgustingggggg
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