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Old 09-28-2004, 11:53 PM   #1
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A funny Joke.



Here is a funny joke.

(((ring-g-g-g-g)))
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ***pick up***
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hello?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Hi, honey, this is Daddy" .... "Is Mommy near the phone?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank,"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle
> > > Frank,
> > > > > > honey!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Oh Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right
> > now!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you do. Put down the
> > phone,
> > > > run
> > > > > > upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and
> > Uncle
> > > > > Frank
> > > > > > that Daddy's car's just pulled up outside the house & then
come
> > back
> > > > to
> > > > > the
> > > > > > phone."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Okay, Daddy!"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
> "I
> > > did
> > > > > what
> > > > > > you said, Daddy."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "And what happened?" he asks.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
> on
> > > and
> > > > > ran
> > > > > > around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went
flying
> > out
> > > > the
> > > > > > front window and now she's all dead."
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Oh my God!!!!! And what about your Uncle Frank?"
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all
> > scared
> > > and
> > > > > he
> > > > > > jumped out the back window into the swimming pool but he must
> > have
> > > > > forgot
> > > > > > that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
hit
> > the
> > > > > bottom
> > > > > > of the swimming pool and now he's all real dead too."
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ***long pause***
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ***more pause****
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool???? - Is this 764-2357?"
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Old 09-28-2004, 11:58 PM   #2
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LMAO.. good one
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Old 09-29-2004, 12:39 AM   #3
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LMAO.. good one
there's a similar one in *.gif format ... it's funny
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