I was on my way home last week with the X5 with the wife, having a typical conversation. I was heading northbound on the 427, just before Derry, in the left lane. I went into the middle lane to get off at the Derry exit. This old Acura Integra decides to cut also into the right lane, cutting me off.
Naturally I then change into the right lane, to take the exit. Again the Acura cuts me off again....

Now I'm thinking, it's too bad my X5 is new, cuz a bump with my X5 would send this toy spinning down the highway.....
I then swing into the far right lane, and again he tried to cut me off. At this point, I fully appreciate I bought the X5 with the 4.4, and put it to good use and pass him, with the Acura in vain attempt to get back ahead. Make the light, and at the next red, he pulls up beside. Ask him why the f*ck he cut me off back at the highway. He unleashes the darker side of his vocabulary and mentions about I had my high beams.... Tell him he's a f*cken moron, cuz I didn't. I have the Xenon's, and its not my fault he's sitting 2 inches off the road with his lawn mower, and my stock truck's headlights are above his car. Right at this moment, I notice he has about a 1-year-old child in the back seat!!!!!!!!!

This is when I loose it and call him just about ever derogatory name I can come up with, endangering a child in his car driving like an idiot. One small tap from my X5 would've sent that car spinning, and we came close.
Goes to show you just how f**ked up people can be nowadays.