XV 250 vs. 3 set of Idiots
I was out cruising on Sunday, riding my Yamaha Virago 250 (XV250), I was going east on Steeles. Steeles eventually becomes a 2 lane, then opens up into a nice and wide (and good for cruising) 4 laner.
I'm stopped at the intersection just before the lanes merge into 1, and pulls up next to me, a rusted out 1990 POJ Cavalier Coupe with 3 bigass 17 year old guys in it. I'm minding my own business waiting for the light when the passenger, sticks his head out the window and tries to scare me (unsuccessfully) with a white boy version of "boo" (sorta sounds like boo, blah and coughing mixed in one so it doesn't sound too obvious), and the other two start laughing hysterically. I'm used to getting people laughing when i'm riding the scooter...so I have experience handling these situations- I look over and give them the staredown, watch them take off like idiots, then I'll scoot passed them once they hit traffic. I never expected to get crap riding the bike though...so this time, I was ticked...
I glance down at the car's front fender and there's a 2.8 V6 badge on it...and guess what...FUEL INJECTION...
Light turns green, he floors, chirps the tires, and starts to pull ahead, with the hole in the exhaust, I can tell hes going full throttle. I go with a regular launch, then open her right up. Shift to second, and blow right pass them. All of them just shut the hell up. Then in true riceboy fashion, they start tailgating me even though we were going 20 over the limit already, until we hit the 4 laner, where he full throttles to pass me on the inside the first chance he got...looking straight ahead in shame.
Friggin 17 year olds think their car is faster than anything out there, and would race anything driving anything even with 3 guys in it.
You just lost to the slowest motorcycle you can buy: OWN3D.