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Old 08-22-2003, 10:05 PM   #61
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ARE YOU DUMB MAN OBVIOUSLY I KNOW WHAT ****ING ON UR PERIOD IS FOR BITCHES IVE HAD MANY ENCOUNTERS WITH BLOOD IN MY LIFE IM ****ING 18 AND IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO PUSSY JUICE AS THE RAG

I CALL DAT SHIT DIRT THATS ALL
Shamis... pussy juice and "the rag" are two drifferent things! unless you think that the only time girls are wet is when they are on their period? Pussy juice flows into the vigina when you actually turn a girl on or if they have an orgasm, guess you've never encountered thoes things yet LOL
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Old 08-22-2003, 10:24 PM   #62
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hey wheres' all my porn
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Old 08-22-2003, 10:29 PM   #63
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hey wheres' all my porn
I donno.. they were good too!
Gamite stole it for use in his personal collection.
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Old 08-22-2003, 10:41 PM   #64
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I donno.. they were good too!
Gamite stole it for use in his personal collection.
......gamite needs to replace some of those pics with ones from his personal collection

eh you know what this thread is missing guys??? that "argueing on the internet is like winning the oylmpics...even if you win your still retarded"(or something like that cant remember exactly) PIC anyone got that pic? ......or am i retarded
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Old 08-23-2003, 01:06 AM   #65
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I am just dieing here!!! Shamis I've already asked you this before. PLEASE post a pic of that whore in your avatar. In return, I will teach you the difference between the rag and the juice. Honestly you realy have to relax and spend your time learning the female anatomy instead of flippen out. Have you ever had a girlfriend before? I mean, by 18 you should really know this shit. (I'm just trying to get you going again).
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Old 08-23-2003, 01:08 AM   #66
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hahahahh this is toooo fuvking funny.....
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Old 08-23-2003, 02:44 AM   #67
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shiet shamis, seems like u got the worst luck with ur bimmer
maybe u should lay off the and

but on a serious note
sorry to hear that u broke ur key in the ignition, u must've put a lot of strength into it for a bmw key to break (shiets thick)
maybe u should consider another car?
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:03 AM   #68
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yo i said dirty bloody pussy juices

u guys must be the most ignorant people i know to think that someone like me would not know the difference betwen THE MENSTRAL CYCLE and EJACULATION
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Old 08-23-2003, 01:38 PM   #69
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Sorry Shamis, I just couldn't resist!
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yo i said dirty bloody pussy juices

u guys must be the most ignorant people i know to think that someone like me would not know the difference betwen THE MENSTRAL CYCLE and EJACULATION

ummm who's talkin bout ejaculation?? when a girl gets wet that doesn't mean she has 'ejaculated' lol

shamis come on man ... for a guy who apparently makes porno's with girls and shit i would expect u to at least know this shit ... i'll let the rag thing go but now i think ur implying that when a girl gets wet she has 'ejaculated' .. cuz i really dont know where u got that from .. lol ..

this thread was funny now its just sad

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Old 08-23-2003, 04:15 PM   #71
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i didnt know whats the rag. but hey, im allowed not to know since im an immigrant
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:29 PM   #72
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Recap:

1. Shamis can't spell

2. He feels writing in caps would add more arrogance to his post

2. Shamis first doesn't know what a rag is.
Then after being told that it's a term for menstruation he insists that it is pussy juice. Then he is told again that it is a term for menstruation, but he flips out and starts talking about dirt and pussy juice for some more... and saying that he knew what a rag was in the first place???

3. Shamis broke his key because he was too stupid to unlock his steering wheel and believes it's the 1,000th thing that "went wrong with his car".

4. Shamis does not have enough common sense to restore the car to its prestine condition, buy a cheap beater and sell his car, possibly make some money in the proccess.

5. Shamis has the mentality of a child, he is embarrased to drive anything other than a newer BMW, and feels that he is a "pimp 4 life"

Too funny...
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:39 PM   #73
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guys take it easy on him
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Old 08-23-2003, 04:59 PM   #74
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Bmw_7 atleast i dont have a ****ing speak impediment thats the only reason why ur online ur whole life

And if you guys twist my words anymore im gonna ****ing flip out and suicide bomb the next meet
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Old 08-23-2003, 05:03 PM   #75
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Kal uve never made a girl cum before or even got her wet cause shes begging for your cock??? you must be really really bad in bed


If you actually think im that dumbn not to know antything about the female anatomy u guys must be ****ing morons seriously


Last night alone i was with 2 different girls so shut ur mouths.

One was about 5.7, huge rack, black hair, and such a cutie and earlier in the day was some slut who just sucked my dick.

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