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Old 08-22-2003, 04:04 PM   #46
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This threadis very very funny!!!!!!! I just keeep laughing!! You guys made my day!
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Old 08-22-2003, 04:32 PM   #47
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kal, knowing slang aint big shit....but those pics....hehehe well lets just say keep em coming
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Old 08-22-2003, 06:29 PM   #48
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hey i spoke to bmw

Labour i dunno yet.... but parts alone will cost 232 with tax to get a key and cylinder.....
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Old 08-22-2003, 08:14 PM   #49
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shamis dude, thats suck big

well, wut you gota do..you gota do man
good luck, hope the labout is cheap
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:02 PM   #50
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I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit that I have ever read! If we didn't have any of this on Maxbimmer, it would be boring as hell. I say good job to all the azzholes on this board and good job to morons that don't know what the rag is! It all makes me roar!! I love a good rip feast!
By the way, dumb question, how old are you shamis? Honestly, I think most of us learned about the rag in 5th grade?!?!?!
It's all for shit and giggles guys, but keep it coming because this is better than porn!!
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:09 PM   #51
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Oh yea, here is my contribution
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:34 PM   #52
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lol hahha adriano.....thats some seriously funnie fuking shit.... lol
hahha yo this thread is turing out funnies by the second! keep it up!
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:50 PM   #53
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its been a while since I last posted but....DAMN THIS IS FUNNY SHIAT!!!!!

on another note, its fair to say shamis might have some intellect issues, as far as ahving that many fender benders and fak ups with his car. That however could also be attributed to a anger managment problem (maybe you really do look like Sandler )

However that long ass post you wrote flaming on everyone, most can be applied to you.

ex. Internet tough guy routene, how many fights have you actually been in?

and people get flammed all the time on almost every forum I've ever read (especially honda....stupid honda folk )

so don't take any of it personnaly man, and feel free to flame others, this board WAS a really good place to meet people and get hook ups and crazy ideas, but alas, the inevitable is happening, a flamer fest in the making!!!!

oh btw, breaking off you key in the ignition must mean you got maaddddddddd issues with anger control.
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:52 PM   #54
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I'm sorry but this is the funniest shit that I have ever read! If we didn't have any of this on Maxbimmer, it would be boring as hell. I say good job to all the azzholes on this board and good job to morons that don't know what the rag is! It all makes me roar!! I love a good rip feast!
By the way, dumb question, how old are you shamis? Honestly, I think most of us learned about the rag in 5th grade?!?!?!
It's all for shit and giggles guys, but keep it coming because this is better than porn!!

ARE YOU DUMB MAN OBVIOUSLY I KNOW WHAT ****ING ON UR PERIOD IS FOR BITCHES IVE HAD MANY ENCOUNTERS WITH BLOOD IN MY LIFE IM ****ING 18 AND IVE NEVER HEARD SOMEONE REFER TO PUSSY JUICE AS THE RAG

I CALL DAT SHIT DIRT THATS ALL
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:53 PM   #55
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Soldo. Dude your a looser.. Period. Im serious...u look like something out of beat the geeks
Hehehehehehe, haven't posted in a while, so here it goes, look man, read the thread, i never made fun of you for it, i was only playin around with ya, go to the first page and check it out, but whatever man, heres one for ya!


oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:55 PM   #56
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obviously im cracked out ****ers

AND IVE BEEN IN PLENTY OF FIGHTS, i dont start em but people jsut like to come to me and start shit maybe thats why john has a crush on me

and when people talk shit to me to my face i snap what difference is it if its online if its from someone i dont know then whatever nothing personal but i know john
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:56 PM   #57
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Hehehehehehe, haven't posted in a while, so here it goes, look man, read the thread, i never made fun of you for it, i was only playin around with ya, go to the first page and check it out, but whatever man, heres one for ya!


oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!
Your first post called me gay with those 2 guys i was with.

Wtf are you talking about TV GEEK??
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Old 08-22-2003, 09:57 PM   #58
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sorry to hear that. My key does the same thing in both of my E36's but what fixes it is if you turn the steering wheel until it clicks (locks) and the key comes out.
I encountered this problem for the first time when I was really drunk after a club night, and I went to go driving (don't ask, I was being stupid), but the key wouldn't turn. I guess it was a sign or something, so I heeded it and took a taxi home. The next day it was still not turning, and then the key got jammed, so out of frustration I grabbed the steering wheel and shook it back and forth. I heard a click, and then the key turned!!

Call charlie and see if he can get you a better price on parts if it's not being serviced already.
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oh ya, BTW, YOUR WHITE, type properly, isn't it a lil embarassing when you try so hard with the whole EBONICS thing to make fun of people?!
So know your a racist???

You think every black person is dumb and cant type???

Man U should watch your mouth cause u can get killed for saying shit like that u might offend the wrong person



And by the way, i aint no ****ing wigger?? I spell how i speak and i speak what i want. Doesnt make me "black" as your racist white trash ass put it
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Old 08-22-2003, 10:03 PM   #60
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Alright man, easy there, i'm not racist, never said i was, i'll just drop it, i ain't gonna keep agruing with you. For christs sake! Like its so dumb, everyone always gets tough over phone lines, WHATEVER man, its done, i'm a NERD, thats cool, just cut the BS!
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