27+ questions and other stuff
I just noticed the spelling in this is really bad, but I didn't write it. It was a copy and paste from another forum
1. Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
2. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to core of the earth?
3. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
4. Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your ar*e?
5. Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob and I am an alcoholic'?
6. If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullsh*t?
7. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
8. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
9. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp that no one would eat?
11. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
12. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'?
13. What do people in China call their good plates?
14. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
15. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch to ask where the bathroom is?
16. Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both fours? They're both dogs!
17. What do you call male ballerinas?
18. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why couldn't he just buy dinner?
20. Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
21. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
22. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
23. If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
24. Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
25. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
26. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere but call it a haemorrhoid when its in your a*se?
27. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
Who do doctors go see when they're sick? Themselves or another doctor (mind boggling)?
Why do I need I.D. to get I.D.?
Why do girls look so good in the summer?
Why do people with big stomachs waer little shirts?
why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 and hotdog buns come in packs of 10?
When you say "never say never", youve said never twice.
why do they sterilize needles for lethal injection
why are apartments so close together?
why do you drive on a parkway and park in a drive way?
Why dont Heinekens have twist off technology?
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