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Old 04-08-2012, 06:48 PM   #1
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Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum



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Angry ex-girlfriend goes ballistic, rips off man’s scrotum

Talk about a ball buster.

An Indiana man was rushed to the hospital Wednesday after his scrotum was the victim of a vicious attack by an ex-girlfriend, The Smoking Gun reports.

The victim told police that his former girlfriend, Christina Reber, stormed into his apartment as he was innocently sitting at his computer. Reber, who he had severed ties with a few days earlier, first struck him on the head and then grabbed his scrotum and began “squeezing as hard as she could.” Naturally, he told officers that he “was in incredible pain when [she] grabbed his scrotum and began digging in her fingers.”

The police report indicates that the scrotum area was “completely torn loose from his body.” Reber reportedly “refused to let go of his scrotum,” but that the victim was finally able to remove his balls from her vice-like grip.

As if the story isn’t already good enough, the victim, who has not been identified, was taken to BALL MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. As far as we know, the hospital is not only for scrotum-specific injuries.

In an interview two days after the incident, the man told police that after his ex was done breaking his balls, his family jewels are so swollen that he is unable to work, and he isn’t sure if there will be permanent damage.

Reber was charged with two felonies: aggravated battery and illegally entering the victim’s home. She was also charged with a misdemeanor domestic battery.


http://news.yahoo.com/angry-ex-girlf...XN0Aw--;_ylv=3
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Old 04-08-2012, 07:31 PM   #2
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This chick went nuts
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:08 PM   #3
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Man, she had balls to do that.
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:55 PM   #4
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Bad day for this dude, apparently he got sacked at work, too
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:55 PM   #5
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done breaking his balls....and "repair" at Ball Memorial Hospital...lol
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Old 04-08-2012, 10:33 PM   #6
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I wonder what else she has in her bag of tricks...
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Old 04-09-2012, 01:36 PM   #7
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she wanted a scrotum


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Old 04-09-2012, 03:44 PM   #8
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no that taint right

you scrote it up

you choade practice more
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Old 04-09-2012, 06:15 PM   #9
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lol

well he bagged a winner
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Old 04-10-2012, 01:05 AM   #10
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I thought not winning a coffee at Timmies was having a bad day..this is a bit more worst...at least she could have used a knife that crazy bi*&ch....
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Old 04-12-2012, 02:22 PM   #11
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Old 04-12-2012, 05:04 PM   #12
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I tried this trick with my girlfriend it's pretty exciting. I thought everyone ripped their scrotum off for fun, no?
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Old 04-15-2012, 12:00 PM   #13
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ouch! hmm.... sitting in front of his computer....... wonder what he was doing......
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