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Old 05-31-2007, 01:04 PM   #1
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A boy has a black father and a jewish mother, he asks his dad 'am i more black or more jewish?'

dad says 'your a perfect 50/50 son'

boy 'but dad i realy need to know because my friend john is having a yard sale and he has a bike i want, what i want to know is should i haggle him for the price or go there tonight and steal it?'
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Old 05-31-2007, 01:42 PM   #2
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I almost lol'd.
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Old 05-31-2007, 01:46 PM   #3
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lol
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:42 PM   #4
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im jewish and black. i am offended.

**** you.
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:46 PM   #5
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^^I'm not sure if i should hate you or be afraid of you.
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Old 05-31-2007, 04:49 PM   #6
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ahahaha a black jew. now thats funny.
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Old 05-31-2007, 05:56 PM   #7
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im jewish and black. i am offended.

**** you.
In either case, that bike should be in your driveway.....and its a "steal"......lol
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Old 05-31-2007, 06:03 PM   #8
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we lol'd here at work.
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:23 AM   #9
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ahahaha a black jew. now thats funny.
no thats Lenny Kravitz
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:37 AM   #10
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im jewish and black. i am offended.

**** you.

Thats nothing...i am black, jewish, born in germany and grew up in Ireland.
So i am a black jewish skinhead irishman
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Old 06-04-2007, 09:58 AM   #11
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Thats nothing...i am black, jewish, born in germany and grew up in Ireland.
So i am a black jewish skinhead irishman
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:30 AM   #12
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Thats nothing...i am black, jewish, born in germany and grew up in Ireland.
So i am a black jewish skinhead irishman


whaaa?! your names magnus, i half expected you to be 7 feet tall, blond hair blue eyes and your daily driver to be a norse longboat
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Old 06-04-2007, 10:47 AM   #13
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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?
























































Yo, get off me homes!
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Old 06-04-2007, 11:45 AM   #14
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What did the mexican say when he lost he term paper?












































Hey! get back here essaY!
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Old 06-04-2007, 12:21 PM   #15
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What did the mexican say when the house stole his term paper?


































Hey, where's my essay homes?


doesnt have the same effect...lol
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