I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly, "Doing just fine!"
And the other guy says, "So what are you up to?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm Just like you, trying to get through the day!"
At this point I'm just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear
another question. "Can I come over to your place for a while?"
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could be just polite
and end the conversation. I tell him, "Well I have company over, so today is a bad day for me."
Then I hear the guy say nervously, "LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you
back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!"