Carbon Fiber Tomahawk explained

[Foc us]

It works by spewing out many fine strands of carbon fiber on the target...in this case, Iraqi combat vehicles.

This causes the Iraqis to immediately evacuate the vehicles to gather up the carbon fibers to weave into things like shift knobs, mirror housings, dash panels, Stereo faceplates, and hoods...This takes 6 weeks since they have to weave it by hand.

Then, realizing they need indiglow instrument clusters, Dubs, and "Type R" stickers before they show off their bling bling new ride, they wait 30-45 days while forming a group buy for rims, instrument panels, and stickers...

Due to the fact shipping is slow in a warzone, they have to wait 3 more weeks until they get all their new stuff...

After that, they have to schedule a G2G to show off their shiznit, which takes two weeks to schedule...

They're immobilized for more than 15 weeks!

Works like a charm!

[Marecar]

LOL

thats too good

[djcontra]

hahah!
that was a good one. did you come up with that yourself?

[Foc us]

I pulled it off my forum, just want to share though....

[djcontra]

hehe nice!
It seems like you're following the war pretty closely (same here), i'm wondering, do you think iraq will use chemical weapons? maybe tonight or tomorrow?

[Foc us]

They might throw us with whatever they got if they're desperate enough, but if they do, UN is gonna kick their asses.....

[djcontra]

I have this bad feeling that saddam will lure everyone into baghdad, and then he'll order his forces to launch a chemical strike against basra, the kurdish territory, and israel.
Let's just hope he doesn't deside to use them though.

OR

He'll lure them all into baghdad and then kill everyone in the city including as many troops as he can take down with him.

Either way he's gonna get his ass kicked, chemical weapons or not.