Carbon Fiber Tomahawk explained
It works by spewing out many fine strands of carbon fiber on the target...in this case, Iraqi combat vehicles.
This causes the Iraqis to immediately evacuate the vehicles to gather up the carbon fibers to weave into things like shift knobs, mirror housings, dash panels, Stereo faceplates, and hoods...This takes 6 weeks since they have to weave it by hand.
Then, realizing they need indiglow instrument clusters, Dubs, and "Type R" stickers before they show off their bling bling new ride, they wait 30-45 days while forming a group buy for rims, instrument panels, and stickers...
Due to the fact shipping is slow in a warzone, they have to wait 3 more weeks until they get all their new stuff...
After that, they have to schedule a G2G to show off their shiznit, which takes two weeks to schedule...
They're immobilized for more than 15 weeks!
Works like a charm!