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Old 06-22-2010, 08:59 PM   #1
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Drug Test Help



Hey everyone, this is wayyyy off topic but really need help.

I recently found out for my apprenticeship job I need to pass a drug test. I'm not some super stoner or something, but last week I went to British Columbia for the first time and yada yada you know the jist.

I only found out today that my test would be tomorrow so I've been attempting a detox all day. Pounding back vinegar, pomegrante juice, tons of water, bitters, tons of green tea. And I'm gonna try the whole gelatine thing 2 hours before the test, does anyone else have any other recommendations?
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:11 PM   #2
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If they do a hair test your screwed; can't trick that one; pee test you may already be fine. THC doesn't stick around too long (too many factors to know for sure)
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:30 PM   #3
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ya piss test, lol cant do hair test on me i don't have any :p
everywhere I've researched says marijuana can stay in your system up to a month. - I smoked 6 days ago
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:39 PM   #4
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Have clean friend pee in thin thermos before test(keep warm), strap thermos to leg, pour the pee into pee cup.....

edit: I didn't know they had hair tests, apparently they can take it from other places than the head though, as long as its 1" in length..

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Old 06-22-2010, 09:46 PM   #5
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first, stop all the dumb shit you're doing.

second, pm me your exact drug use for the last two weeks.

If you smoked one joint six days ago you're gonna be fine. When's the last time you blazed before then?

If you don't get a more detailed answer from me before then, drink lots of coffee then water tonight. Tomorrow morning take two asprin a few hours (2) before your test. Dont eat or drink anything else. Dont exercise tomorrow. Keep yourself hydrated, but dont force yourself to drink (you should have had at least 4 cups, (2L) of water before going for your test, but dont drink 8L.

Make sure the urine sample is mid-stream (dont start or finish peeing in the cup).

The positive amounts for marijuana are high (aka, you need a lot of marijuana in your system to fail it.)
You should be fine.

Lastly, if you do fail, make a big stink about it. They'll definatly let you take it again. So, no blazing till you know you're good.
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Old 06-22-2010, 09:50 PM   #6
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Since your in Ajax call the peace pipe in Oshawa. They have products that may help Also check the law, I beleive it's illegal or may have to give more then 24 hours notice. What apprenticipe are you doing that requires the test.
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:30 PM   #7
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yea that;s what i was gonna ask what are u apprenticing for???
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Old 06-22-2010, 10:49 PM   #8
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Most of the detox drinks out there are bs. Best thing to do is drink shit loads of liquids and sweat it out. The day of the test ur urine will be clear almost like water and they will think there is somthing fishy about it so what you should do is not eat anything the day of and take 2 multivitamins and one cup of milk. This will put all the normal things in ur urine and make it yellow as not to raise any red flags. Last time I did this test I had my friends little brother piss in a bottle 30 min before and then I washed it and put it under my sack to keep the temp up.

I've done alot of reaserch on this subject and taken multiple tests that I have yet to fail.

Its harder for fat ppl to detox as the toxans stay in fat cells. As mentioned above don't start peing or end peeing into the sample.

If you had more time you could try this. http://www.quickfixurine.com/ from what I read about it it works really well in the normal drug testing methods where they don't check to see if it's synthetic. Makesure you have the latest version tho.
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Old 06-22-2010, 11:16 PM   #9
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i doubt you will get in trouble if it is only weed. Lots of people smoke it and most employers can't afford to be so picky. In my 5 years in the recruiting field I've had numerous 100K+ candidates give me hints that a drug test would come up positive, it never became an issue. They mostly try to avoid coke heads and serious meds.

If anything is brought up you tell the truth. You just came back from a trip to Vancouver and may have inhaled some second hand marijuanna smoke at a party.

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Old 06-23-2010, 12:43 AM   #10
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It's for the friggen union construction - to be a steamfitter, like wtf why cant I smoke a little weed being a steam fitter. Prior to last week, yes I smoke the casual joint basically every weekend, if I'm going out to party, when I drink I also smoke. The only problem is, is that if I fail i have to like go through drug rehabilitation and all this shit before they let me take another test.
I got test moved to Thursday, I'm thinking about asking my little brother to pee in cup for me and get one of those fake strap on's thatthey have no aday or something?
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:13 AM   #11
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U can get THC test strips that u pee on from ebay or the Toronto Hemp Company on Yonge St. Drink lots of water and pee alot, sweat it out and test urself.

Remember u have to keep the 3rd party urine up to the temp. of ur body and as fresh as possible.
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Old 06-23-2010, 01:15 AM   #12
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This is a good read.

http://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/...kit-urine.html
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:09 AM   #13
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yes I smoke the casual joint basically every weekend
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I'm thinking about asking my little brother to pee in cup for me and get one of those fake strap on's thatthey have no aday or something?
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Dude are you high right now

So basically you smoke up on the weekends, every weekend, drink, want to cheat your urine test and see no issue being high while working around others with equipment and machines...
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:50 AM   #14
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lol only on max bimmer would someone sit down trying to put quotes together in perfect unison to try and make another seem like an idiot.

get a life buddy, either give some help or cut.
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Old 06-23-2010, 02:55 AM   #15
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thanks to a few helpful maxbimmer members everything has been worked out.
to that that helped, you know who you are, the help was greatly appreciated
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