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Old 03-25-2010, 12:11 PM   #16
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this thread is hillarious
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:19 PM   #17
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I guess those people with the FBI(Federal Boob Inspector) T-shirt/card did not see this happening, get to work dudes!
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Old 03-25-2010, 12:41 PM   #18
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Its just a trick so security guards on airports can freelly check and manhandle womens breasts.
If this happens i am becoming a security officer at the airport.....lol
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:02 PM   #19
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I'm in favour for primary or secondary hand searching. It may take me a while though... How would one set them off - by rubbing them close together?
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:10 PM   #20
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I'm in favour for primary or secondary hand searching. It may take me a while though... How would one set them off - by rubbing them close together?
Just don't pinch the nipples, they probably put the detonator in there.
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Old 03-25-2010, 03:14 PM   #21
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What the **** is wrong with these people.

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Nothing! Well in their minds.
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:39 PM   #22
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What the **** is wrong with these people.
They are trying to tell you to stop ****ing around with them!
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Old 03-25-2010, 05:40 PM   #23
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just don't pinch the nipples, they probably put the detonator in there.
Lol!!
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Old 03-25-2010, 10:02 PM   #24
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I don't think it's a major threat. Al qaeda is really underfunded now a days. 10k for a good boob job is a lot.
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:09 AM   #25
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It would be funny to see Osama with breasts just trying to get on board.....lol
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Old 03-26-2010, 01:11 AM   #26
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wrong post...sorry
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:08 AM   #27
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i'm with magnus on this one. gonna get training to be an airport security guard.

i wonder who actually thought of this and i would have loved to hear what was said at the meeting. but its a good excuse to fondle a woman's breasts.
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Old 03-26-2010, 08:36 AM   #28
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:29 AM   #29
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Death by tits?????
Count me in!!!!!!
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Old 03-26-2010, 12:31 PM   #30
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easy..................


this thread turns me on.....im not sure why!
omg chillax, im sure you say shit too, and no one gets all bent out of shape about it
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