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Old 02-17-2010, 01:34 PM   #1
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Nine Words Woman Use!



(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying *&^% YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself... This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
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Old 02-17-2010, 10:42 PM   #2
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if that's true my girlfriend ****ing hates me.

apathy is just such a turn on
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:10 AM   #3
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I would say thats about right!! PS^^^you need 15" rims, i dont think 15' will fit!
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Old 02-18-2010, 01:22 AM   #4
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nah man, playa ridin 180's
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ROFLLLL!!!! Ok...if you have to!!!!
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if that's true my girlfriend ****ing hates me.

apathy is just such a turn on
I need HID's for my 2004 Volvo Transport truck. Any idea what type?
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LOL! SOOOOO True.
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I don't know, none of those apply to a HongKong fob. "Is okay" (trying to say it's okay) has been said so many times (most of which at the wrong place or time when a different word would suffice), that those two words have lost meaning for me.
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(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
Amazing list...my personal favorite.
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Old 02-18-2010, 12:31 PM   #10
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They forgot two.....
We 'll see.
It always means no. e.g.
Man- Honey I think i would like to buy a Big turbo for my car!
Woman- We īll see.....

and I ll think about it!
Again it always means No.
e.g.
Man - Would you consider a threesome with your friend?
Woman - I īll think about it!

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Old 02-18-2010, 01:58 PM   #11
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I need HID's for my 2004 Volvo Transport truck. Any idea what type?
Should be H11, i'll have to ask axxe, he's my volvo tractor guy.
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Old 02-19-2010, 05:36 PM   #12
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Should be H11, i'll have to ask axxe, he's my volvo tractor guy.
Let me know, please.
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