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Old 03-18-2003, 02:05 AM   #1
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Little Joey Jokes



> >> LITTLE JOEY ON ..... PHILOSOPHY:
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> >>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
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> >>and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on
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> >>little Joey. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the
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> >>first gun shot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but
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> >>I like your thinking." Then little Joey says "I have a question for
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> >>YOU. There are Three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One
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> >>is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
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> >>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third
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> >>is biting off
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> >>the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher,
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> >>blushing a great
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> >>deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top
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> >>and sucked the cone." To which Little Joey replied, "The correct
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> >>answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your
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> >>thinking."
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> >>LITTLE JOEY ON ..... MATH
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> >>Little Joey returns from school and says he got an "F" in
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> >>arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is
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> >>2x3', I said " 6 " replies Joey. But that's right!" replies the
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> >>father. "Yeah, but then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?', states
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> >>Joey. "What's the ****ing difference? " asks the father. "That's
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> >>what I SAID!!" shouts Joey.
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> >>LITTLE JOEY ON ..... ENGLISH
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> >>Little Joey goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
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> >>going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
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> >>example of a multi-syllable word?" Joey says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss
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> >>Rogers smiles, and trying to keep her composure and says, "Wow,
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> >>Joey, that's a mouthful." Little Joey says, "No, Miss Rogers,
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> >>you're thinking of a blowjob"
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> >>LITTLE JOEY ON ..... GRAMMAR
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> >>One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a
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> >>show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful " in the
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> >>same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who
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> >>responded with,"My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and
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> >>she looked beautiful in it."Very good, Suzie, "replied the teacher.
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> >>She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful
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> >>banquet and it turned out beautifully." he said. "Excellent,
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> >>Michael!", praised the teacher, glowing that her lesson plan was
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> >>succesful. Then, the teacher called on little Joey. Joey responded,
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> >>"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she
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> >>was pregnant, and he said,
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> >>'Beautiful,...just ****ing beautiful!'"
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Old 03-20-2003, 06:36 PM   #2
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no reply? ummmmmm i dont feel funny anymore looooool,
f.uckers
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Old 03-20-2003, 07:26 PM   #3
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if it makes you feel beter, i thought they were halarious
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Old 03-20-2003, 07:31 PM   #4
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HAHA those are great
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Old 03-20-2003, 08:49 PM   #5
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA F.UCKERS LOOOOOOOL
now i am laughing
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Old 03-20-2003, 08:57 PM   #6
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LOL, my dad told me the blowjob one like 4 days ago, haha, good shit though
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Old 03-20-2003, 08:58 PM   #7
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Re: Little Joey Jokes

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> >>LITTLE JOEY ON ..... ENGLISH
>
> >>Little Joey goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are
>
> >>going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an
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> >>example of a multi-syllable word?" Joey says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss
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> >>Rogers smiles, and trying to keep her composure and says, "Wow,
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> >>Joey, that's a mouthful." Little Joey says, "No, Miss Rogers,
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> >>you're thinking of a blowjob"
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lolool
I would say that if i had a female english teacher that was hott
but i have some old Civil War veteran as a teacher
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Old 03-20-2003, 10:24 PM   #8
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that was ****ing hilarious
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