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Old 11-08-2009, 09:33 PM   #1
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FunnI ArabiK GUY lOoOoOoOl lOoOoOoO



An Arab Man is interviewed @ the US Embassy 4 a U.S.A. Visa

Consul: What is your name ?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female ?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow !
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,........isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, snoop doggy dog style, any style
Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!






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Old 11-08-2009, 11:19 PM   #2
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LMAO thats funny as hell
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:17 AM   #3
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i know
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Old 11-09-2009, 12:14 PM   #4
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umm....

OmG ThaT was SooOOo FunnAY!
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Old 11-09-2009, 12:26 PM   #5
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Consul: Oh..........dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!






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im somehow wanting to turn that into a roadkill necrophelia joke, but no..


oh wait
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Old 11-09-2009, 06:01 PM   #6
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umm....

OmG ThaT was SooOOo FunnAY!
if its not funny to u then dont laugh
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