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Old 07-23-2009, 12:23 PM   #31
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Anuk you're messed up...LOL
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:48 PM   #32
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you know what men really want?
Knock Knock jokes???
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:04 PM   #33
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Speaking of knock knock
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:30 PM   #34
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I remember hearing a joke along those lines it went something like this:

In the beginning god created the heavens and the Earth, it was beautiful.
On the second day God created man and considered it his greatest and most beautiful creation.
On the third day God created woman and said "it's ok she'll put on some makeup"
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Old 07-23-2009, 02:25 PM   #35
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Old 07-24-2009, 09:38 AM   #36
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check this out.

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa : half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe : well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain : very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece : gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain : with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel : has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada : self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet : wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages, an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 90, a man is like Iran , ruled by nuts.

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Old 07-24-2009, 10:39 AM   #37
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between 1 and 90, a man is like iran , ruled by nuts.
hhahahaha good one!
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Old 07-24-2009, 04:40 PM   #38
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howcome i didn't learn that in geography??
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