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Old 07-22-2009, 11:53 PM   #1
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Best quote about women I ever read



God was definitely on a focused and logical project management streamlining initiative that day when he decided that he would create the perfect being, in his own image... give or take a rib or two. Symmetrical, with a brain that is capable of a higher learning curve than any of the animals, minerals and vegetables that came before it. It might be a vestigial organ at this point, but so much the better. Wake up, go to work, come home. What's there not to like? Once in a while this perfectly normal man wakes up and looks around and decides that none of the holes in the world seem to be a good fit for his peg. And so he talks to papa and says "Yo.. papa!" ... "I need a servant. I need a **** hole. I need a scapegoat for all of my inefficiencies. I need someone to schedule me in like a hooker, but host me like a wife. I need someone to incubate my seed. I need someone to feed my golem with their breast, mine are too perky and manly to be abused that way"... "Oh... and they have to be perfectly normal like me".

And God said... "Well... if I make them normal, they won't wish to do any of that any more than you would"...

And so... crazy is as crazy does.
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:07 AM   #2
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Old 07-23-2009, 12:29 AM   #3
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If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?
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Old 07-23-2009, 01:18 AM   #4
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Ok.
I'm so lost, I think you are also.
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:18 AM   #6
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Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:45 AM   #7
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Old 07-23-2009, 09:50 AM   #8
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:07 AM   #9
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i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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Old 07-23-2009, 10:49 AM   #10
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If there was no women at the time, how did the guy know to make reference to wives and hookers? Were all the wives and hookers at the time men?
ok now you're taking things too literal....
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:01 AM   #11
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Huh?!
...this is so going into the recycling bin, lol.
lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:08 AM   #12
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i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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lol riiight and the jailbait thread with 100000+ underage girls is not? How is this any different?
Ummm, if you haven't noticed the jailbait thread still lives on, and makes way more sense then your little rambling.

Or maybe we're just all idiots who don't understand shit...
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makes sense

lol women
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Old 07-23-2009, 11:21 AM   #15
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i get it,

basically saying god made women stupid so they clean our houses and shit.
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Dude, Can you please change your sig? It is laggy on some browsers and I really don't like putting people on ignore. Just make a SMALLER version
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