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Old 03-05-2003, 05:10 PM   #1
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What Do You Do If A Bird Sh.ts On Your Bimmer



WHAT DO YOU DO IF A BIRD SHITS ON YOUR BIMMER????
GIVE HER THE ELBOW AND GET ANOTHER CHICK

TWO GAY(FAG) SPERM ,One say's to the other How are we ment to find the egg in all this shit

Two sperm , one says to the other ,Are we near the egg yet , No wear just passed the tonsils

the kids just hit me with these jokes
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Old 03-05-2003, 06:29 PM   #2
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hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa, haha. nice ones
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Old 03-06-2003, 12:54 AM   #3
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id shit on the bird!
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Old 03-06-2003, 01:00 AM   #4
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id shit on the bird!
LOL thats jokes

nice jokes man
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Old 03-06-2003, 01:36 AM   #5
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