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Old 04-21-2009, 02:42 PM   #16
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Haha it seems like the whole video he is looking for the battery under the hood!
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Old 04-21-2009, 02:57 PM   #17
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I wash my dash with pure urine... lol

This guy is the biggest retard I have ever seen. He tries so hard to make it seem like he knows what he is talking about when he knows nothing. Who dubbed this guy an expert in anything? He says to pour coke on your battery cables to clean it out! My god...
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:21 PM   #18
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He uses that blue super cloth to clean his rims, dashboard, door sills, battery, tires ... lool
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Old 04-21-2009, 03:27 PM   #19
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haha.....your headlights get stronger, you dashboard lights get stronger.

Yeah maybe if your connection is so bad that everytime you go over a bump the lights flicker. That being said someone in an e46 was behind me the other day and I thought he was flashing his lights at me, but every time he went over a bump his lights would go off for a split second.... maybe he should pour some coke on his xenons?
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Old 04-21-2009, 05:25 PM   #20
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Haha douche.
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Old 04-21-2009, 06:27 PM   #21
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This fool is not giving up on the AMINO ACIDS. Compares them to the coke acid like WTF. He has no idea what an amoin acid is. Mentiones it when cleaning the rims, dashborad, and now this too.

Amino acids are building block of protein moron!

"..basically it is acid build up, and how you wanna get rid of that? Use something with amino acid, or type of acid you find in a coke or sprite or dr. pepper.....what i do is i take a can of coca cola and i pour it on the battery cables and what that does it breaks up all that build up acid..."
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Old 04-21-2009, 08:39 PM   #22
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he probably has a used car lot and gets them from New Orleans and thats how he makes em look NEW!
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Old 04-21-2009, 09:32 PM   #23
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"pour some coke on it and wipe it off with a rag"... best advice ever!

also might want to install some hood shocks on that hood dumbass!

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Old 04-21-2009, 09:42 PM   #24
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Someone put up a link to this thread on his you tube page so he can see this please.
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Old 04-21-2009, 10:32 PM   #25
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there are people that post on youtube to help others, then there are those that post garbage that other idiots will try
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Old 04-22-2009, 07:45 AM   #26
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personally i have always used Vaseline for the dash. Its cheap and although it can be a bitch to apply, it lasts long and doesnt make the plastics brittle with time. Plus after a few days you just wipe the dash with a clean cloth and its shiny again.
For wheels i use Meguiars as it has the best Ph levels from the products available here.
And that foaming thing is by far the best tyre application. Saying that on older tires you can use shoe shine cream and brush it off. I find it fills the cracks on the tyre wall and makes old tyres look new. (Beware not to put any of these shit on the actual palm of the tyre or you ll be doing donuts before you know it.
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:33 PM   #27
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. (Beware not to put any of these shit on the actual palm of the tyre or you ll be doing donuts before you know it.
hmmmmm so this is why civics can spin their tires.....
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Old 04-22-2009, 01:35 PM   #28
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hmmmmm so this is why civics can spin their tires.....
lol.....
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Old 04-23-2009, 09:42 AM   #29
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I can't believe people still think glossy dashes look good....
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Old 04-23-2009, 10:18 AM   #30
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I can't believe people still think glossy dashes look good....
+ 1. I like the satin look.
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