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Old 04-16-2009, 06:26 PM   #1
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Wow OMG



My friggin jaw almost hit the keyboard when I got to the end of this classified ad! WTF is wrong with the world these days?

http://kitchener.kijiji.ca/c-service...AdIdZ107285094

Read it to the end.

I think I'm going to send him/her/it over to my buddies as a joke haha.

Yeah I know I'm going to hell and I'm a prick etc etc
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:45 PM   #2
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Bahahaha.... WTF?!! Last thing I was expecting, it's like he just snuck it in there....
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:53 PM   #3
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No kidding WTF came out of my mouth instantly and I was thinking it was a joke posting. I guess a tranny`s gotta make a buck too haha
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Old 04-16-2009, 06:56 PM   #4
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lol thats hilarious
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:10 PM   #5
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:28 PM   #6
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Hmm, Civic needs a quarter panel welded in..
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:37 PM   #7
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As much as I am laughing right now, hey, different strokes for different folks, right? Everybody's gotta make a living. At least he (she) is upfront about it so no surprises when he (she) shows up with a toolbox [insert tool joke here].
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:45 PM   #8
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WTF?!?!
At least you know what to expect if you call him/her/it.
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Old 04-16-2009, 08:55 PM   #9
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first you will fix my car, Ladyboy. Then we will make a sexy-time.
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Old 04-16-2009, 09:19 PM   #10
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first you will fix my car, Ladyboy. Then we will make a sexy-time.
thats just wrong LOL
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Old 04-16-2009, 11:51 PM   #11
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ummm...soooo yeah. go great with the call person for the taxi service in the same building i work in. lol.
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:12 AM   #12
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must be good can fix a fuel injected car from 1968, maybe i will get him to work on my fuel inject 1970 Mach 1....
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:13 AM   #13
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I wonder if I can get a quote on an e30 tranny swap....
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Old 04-17-2009, 12:15 AM   #14
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^hahha, holy shit you must have been saving that one for a perfect occasion and this one is that occasion.
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Old 04-17-2009, 08:51 AM   #15
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Aww, looks like the ad was removed...

The best part about it was how he wouldn't commit to anything... "I can maybe fix a good percentage of these cars, I can do work on the body, but only in certain areas, and I might be able to work on most fuel injected cars from a 40 year span... but not all of them. Maybe."

I dunno.... would you trust a transvestite to do body work? Somehow I feel like when it was done, my car would be less of a car. Or maybe he can make a Corolla look like a Prius or something....

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As much as I am laughing right now, hey, different strokes for different folks, right? Everybody's gotta make a living. At least he (she) is upfront about it so no surprises when he (she) shows up with a toolbox [insert tool joke here].
I was gonna say, insert "different strokes" joke... I don't know how upfront he is anymore.

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I wonder if I can get a quote on an e30 tranny swap....
Ba-doom tssshhhh!
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