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Old 03-05-2009, 08:54 PM   #16
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^haha, that would be pretty awesome too.
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:04 PM   #17
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rag in the exhaust can do wonders as well as crazy glue on door handles :-)
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:35 PM   #18
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so many good ways of destroying cars.

personal favouties:
-spray paint
-brake cleaner
-urine on upholstry
-Throwing 5 M88's under the enginebay
-Keying "**** COPS" into the hood.
-Keying a 9 foot long penis into the side of the car.
-Chaining cars to things (tierod parking meter works nice)
-eggs in cabin air intake ports (scambled or not, you choose)
-Fruit in exhaust
-Crazy gluing all the locks (dont forget the trunk)


Then there's stuff you can do to cars which people wont notice right away
-Attach a chain between then tow hook on your car, attach the other end to one of the rear wheels (put it through the spokes). If you go at 5-10KM/H, they'll get a bad wobble next time they're on the highway. If you go 40, you might have a souvenir.
-I've always wanted to weld someone's hood, trunk and doors closed.
-Crazy glue the sunroof. People have fun with this one, cause mechanics have a hard time figuring it out if the glue is well hidden.
-Crazy glue their gas cap. Most newer cars have locks on their gas caps. Luckily, they are about as strong as a paperclip.
-Steal someone else's licence plate and put it on another car.


man, i really like destroying stuff.
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:37 PM   #19
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i dont know what i would do, its a small door ding, yes it pisses me off but its not like they ruined your lights or hood. But still i would make the guy pay
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Old 03-05-2009, 09:45 PM   #20
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so many good ways of destroying cars.

personal favouties:
-spray paint
-brake cleaner
-urine on upholstry
-Throwing 5 M88's under the enginebay
-Keying "**** COPS" into the hood.
-Keying a 9 foot long penis into the side of the car.
-Chaining cars to things (tierod parking meter works nice)
-eggs in cabin air intake ports (scambled or not, you choose)
-Fruit in exhaust
-Crazy gluing all the locks (dont forget the trunk)


Then there's stuff you can do to cars which people wont notice right away
-Attach a chain between then tow hook on your car, attach the other end to one of the rear wheels (put it through the spokes). If you go at 5-10KM/H, they'll get a bad wobble next time they're on the highway. If you go 40, you might have a souvenir.
-I've always wanted to weld someone's hood, trunk and doors closed.
-Crazy glue the sunroof. People have fun with this one, cause mechanics have a hard time figuring it out if the glue is well hidden.
-Crazy glue their gas cap. Most newer cars have locks on their gas caps. Luckily, they are about as strong as a paperclip.
-Steal someone else's licence plate and put it on another car.


man, i really like destroying stuff.

lol def got a good laugh out of these. and i like the letting the air out everytime, i could only imagine how mad he'd get, you know he'd look for you everytime he parked his car after that.
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:06 PM   #21
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Quite the imagination there Ivan lol.
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Old 03-05-2009, 10:31 PM   #22
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Take the valve out of the valve stem on 2 tires, then put the cap back on.
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:04 AM   #23
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If he walked away like it was nothing, I would simply return the favour.... but slamming the door into his Much Harder!

and maybe one i just thought of...take all the wheel weights off each wheel, then pick one of the front wheels(will be felt more through the steering this way) and put all the weights in one spot.

alternately, duct tape a rock or something on the inside of a wheel.

this way, it will freak the hell out of the guy, thinking you destroyed something...but really isn't harmful/dangerous/reason to go to jail. haha
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:53 AM   #24
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i thought u had no car to park
lol
haha you are right, I sold my Prelude two weeks ago, and I'm not driving the F150. But when I had a car, and when I drive my Parents BMW's and Infiniti, I always park them far from anyone else.
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:24 AM   #25
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I think this video is highly appropriate for this thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFx4Ff3aNFc
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Old 03-06-2009, 12:55 PM   #26
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rag in the exhaust can do wonders
That does absolutely nothing
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Old 03-06-2009, 01:37 PM   #27
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That does absolutely nothing

when and where can we try that on your car ?
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Old 03-06-2009, 03:38 PM   #28
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Take the valve out of the valve stem on 2 tires, then put the cap back on.
That's what I keep my valve driver and spares for

EDIT: Woops, wrong account, this is the Axxeski.
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:16 PM   #29
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Have dings on both e39's because of this unfortunetaly
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Old 03-06-2009, 04:26 PM   #30
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Have dings on both e39's because of this unfortunetaly
Sorry to hear that...the PDR place in Barrie I think was like $110 to deal with 3 dents. T.O. seems to be a little pricier.

Guys at work ask me "why are you living way up there?" stuff is cheaper, more land/house, just gotta do the drive...

Love the Malcom in the middle clip...too F'n funny. Also, let the air outaa the tires...perfect...
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