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Old 02-18-2009, 02:17 AM   #1
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I hate MSN sex spam-bots



You know... those "hot girl" accounts that randomly add you and start chatting. I was bored tonight, so I decided to **** around with this "person" or whatever the hell it is.

I'm "Ammz" and my victim tonight is a sexy femme fatale named "Benita".

Enjoy!

- ammz says (1:07 AM):
who is this?
Benita says (1:08 AM):
hey, Age/Sex/Location?
- ammz says (1:08 AM):
73/both/guatemala
Benita says (1:09 AM):
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo ****in horny today for some reason lol
- ammz says (1:09 AM):
i do, but my face looks like a herpes infested penis. does that get your pussy wet?
Benita says (1:11 AM):
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
- ammz says (1:11 AM):
i want you to **** a snake
- ammz says (1:11 AM):
and let it bite your clit
- ammz says (1:11 AM):
and poison your slutty uterus
Benita says (1:12 AM):
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$
- ammz says (1:12 AM):
I want to watch your ovaries explode with snake babies
- ammz says (1:12 AM):
Can you do that for me?
Benita says (1:14 AM):
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://*********/natasha fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!
- ammz says (1:15 AM):
I want to watch you suck off a snake dick
- ammz says (1:16 AM):
Can you suck some slimey, slithery, scaly, snake dick?
Benita says (1:16 AM):
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$
- ammz says (1:16 AM):
What if everyone else in the room wants to watch you get jiggy with a snake, will smith style?
Benita says (1:17 AM):
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..
- ammz says (1:17 AM):
I will pay bonus to watch your mother **** snakes with you
Benita says (1:17 AM):
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://***************/natasha
- ammz says (1:17 AM):
**** YOU, YOU BITCH.
- ammz says (1:17 AM):
I WANT YOU TO **** MY SNAKES
*Benita has been blocked.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:31 AM   #2
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people still use msn?
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:29 AM   #3
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^^yes.


I never get those bots. Just add under your account settings "only let people on my contact list contact me".

Done, no more bots.
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:44 AM   #4
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msn is way better than ICQ and yahoo messenger. its the easiest to use and a lot off ppl still use it. mind you the new msn messenger is weird and takes getting used to, it has all the same features. which means i dont get spam bots
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Old 02-18-2009, 11:54 AM   #5
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lol good one.... those morons sure got nothing better to do than annoy people
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:55 PM   #6
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I get those bots too, makes me feel important.
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Old 02-18-2009, 02:08 PM   #7
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:18 PM   #8
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I don't think you were typing with the girl, was probably a computer programmed to say that shit and finish the convo after certain amount of replies.
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Old 02-18-2009, 04:36 PM   #9
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ohh the good ole days of ICQ - uh-oh!
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Old 02-18-2009, 05:17 PM   #10
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I don't think you were typing with the girl, was probably a computer programmed to say that shit and finish the convo after certain amount of replies.
yOU wIN tEH pRIZE!!!!oneeleven
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:26 PM   #11
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yOU wIN tEH pRIZE!!!!oneeleven
LOL! Hahahahaha.
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:39 PM   #12
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sounds like u've got a little snake fetish
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:48 PM   #13
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sounds like u've got a little snake fetish
probably has the snake choke him while he touches himself. lmfao
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Old 02-18-2009, 06:55 PM   #14
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Everybody likes snakes.
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im terrified of snakes...they just seem so evil
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