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Old 02-13-2009, 12:02 PM   #1
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And that's when the fight started…



And that's when the fight started…



My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend." And that's when the fight started....
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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?" And that's when the fight started....
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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?' And that's when the fight started...

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Oh my goodness!!! That must be my husband!”

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, “I AM your husband!”

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And that's when the fight started......

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of ice cream for $7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the ice cream And that's when the fight started....
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A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replied, 'Well, at least your eyesight's near perfect.' And that's when the fight started......

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"

"Nah, she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' said my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And that's when the fight started...

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...So, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started...

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale. And that's when the fight started...

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's when the fight started
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:21 PM   #2
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:35 PM   #3
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Old 02-13-2009, 12:37 PM   #4
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LOL
thats jokes
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Yo man, I got $6000 in my bank account, and I could buy any car i want
Ya man with $6000 in the bank, you're really balling arnt ya
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Old 02-13-2009, 01:47 PM   #5
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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...So, I took her to a gas station. And that's when the fight started...
thats gold!!!!!
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Old 02-13-2009, 01:49 PM   #6
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LOL! Some of those are hilarious.
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Old 02-13-2009, 01:55 PM   #7
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Old 02-13-2009, 03:58 PM   #8
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One more .... A guy was admiring his wifes body and says...Honey how come you have such a good looking body?
She replied..Well honey this body is so beautyfull cause i take it 2 hours a day, every day, swimming at the pool!
The husband then said...Maybe you should start taking your face there too.....and thats when the fight started!
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:26 PM   #9
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LMAO totally just made the half hour left at work much better!
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Old 02-13-2009, 05:52 PM   #10
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what a way to end the work day on a friday!!!

prop's to potentially one of the greatest posts yet (next to boots jailbait )
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Old 02-13-2009, 06:30 PM   #11
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Old 02-13-2009, 07:05 PM   #12
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To me 1st and the last one are the best.

i was laffing between lunch when i was reading it

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Old 02-13-2009, 07:30 PM   #13
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lol very nice!

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Old 02-14-2009, 01:34 AM   #14
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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, “Oh my goodness!!! That must be my husband!”

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, “I AM your husband!”

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?' And that's when the fight started......
this was the best one
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Old 02-14-2009, 03:44 PM   #15
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