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Old 02-05-2009, 04:38 PM   #31
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retarded. what was so offensive about doing the alignment with her in the car? It just WORKS. He didn't say, we can do the alignment cause you're a fatass and ugly as shit, he just suggested a scientifically viable solution. What, we're supposed to pretend that she isn't fat and affecting the alignment? If we were driving a super sports car and the mech suggested optimising damper rates by having you sit in the car and adjusting the left and right seperately would we get offended?
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:04 PM   #32
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simply put, she is a camera-hore, a large one at that, make it an extra large (wait, maybe she says that at mcdonald's)
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Old 02-05-2009, 05:16 PM   #33
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LoL priceless.

I've done an alignment with someone in the car, because he was a big guy, not fat.

He was happy to, and it solved his problem.
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:34 PM   #34
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My god. People these days are ****ing ridiculous.
... "Oh I was so embarrassed"
Well shit you should be look at yourself

And seatbelt extensions? are you kidding me?!?

...wheres that guy that was ranting about going green I want him to rant about this whole situation

GLOBAL WARMING ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:45 PM   #35
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Come on guys shes not fat, that's why she was offended when they said it was her weight. Remember that a camera always adds an excess of 160 lbs. DUH! (FYI muscle mass 1:1 with 'fat' mass.)
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:02 PM   #36
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:15 PM   #37
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lol is that real?
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Old 02-06-2009, 12:16 PM   #38
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lol is that real?
haha on another forum, someone else did that
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Old 02-06-2009, 02:56 PM   #39
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Wow that's hilarious....

Anyone else want to send her a message..? lol
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:36 PM   #40
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Come on guys shes not fat, that's why she was offended when they said it was her weight. Remember that a camera always adds an excess of 160 lbs. DUH! (FYI muscle mass 1:1 with 'fat' mass.)
1 pound of muscle = 1 pound of fat = 1 pound of steel = 1 pound of solid BMW = 1 pound of vagina

1 point = 1 pound.

That is weight, weight is steady due to gravity... mass is not.

Muscle mass and fat mass is nothing alike, muscle is far more dense and therefore will have a higher mass (don't forget mass is measured in equal proportion i.e. size) 1 cubic centimetre of muscle has a weight of approximately 2.3 times more than 1 cubic centimetre of fat hence a higher mass.

mass is irrelevant of gravity

Grade 9 Science FTW!!!!
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:41 PM   #41
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Umm actually you got it wrong as well. 1 pound of fat has the same mass as 1 pound of muscle lol. But yes the densities are different.
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Old 02-06-2009, 03:58 PM   #42
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Let's make it easy...a pound of fat will occupy more space than a pound of muscle (ie/ density as stated).

...and she does occupy a decent bit of space...lol
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:29 PM   #43
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Hahahahah

Put the fork down !!!
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:46 PM   #44
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Not a dealer problem. They make vehicles for the average person.
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Old 02-06-2009, 10:42 PM   #45
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Not a dealer problem. They make vehicles for the average person.
I think the point the news broadcast is trying to make is that the "average person" is getting larger and larger.... which is sad, and bullshit.

But it's not the dealer's problem. Fat bitches should not drive tiny cars. It's just science.
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