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Old 01-18-2009, 01:11 PM   #61
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you know you drive an e30 when you get into another car and you push hard on the gas pedal and the car lurches forward then you realize your not in your e30.


you know you drive an e30 when the crevice between your seat and console is all stained because of spilt coffee.

you know you drive an e30 when your passengers seat has coffee stains on it.

you know you drive an e30 when your headliner has rust stains on it because your rusted sunroof is leaking.

you know you drive an e30 when you post a thread titled "looking for "i" or"is" lip"

you know you drive an e30 when you spend more time and money on it than your girlfriend.

you know you drive an e30 when your license plate lights are all corded and the metal around them is rusted.

you know you drive an e30 when your trunk seal is broken.
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Old 01-18-2009, 03:15 PM   #62
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you know you drive an e30 when u use the tow hook on a daily basis
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Old 01-18-2009, 05:51 PM   #63
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you know you drive an e30 when the crevice between your seat and console is all stained because of spilt coffee.
haha!
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Old 01-18-2009, 06:01 PM   #64
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Score, none of these apply to me. (I pm'ed someone about the lip though)
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you know you drive an e30 when you get into another car and you push hard on the gas pedal and the car lurches forward then you realize your not in your e30.


you know you drive an e30 when the crevice between your seat and console is all stained because of spilt coffee.

you know you drive an e30 when your passengers seat has coffee stains on it.

you know you drive an e30 when your headliner has rust stains on it because your rusted sunroof is leaking.

you know you drive an e30 when you post a thread titled "looking for "i" or"is" lip"

you know you drive an e30 when you spend more time and money on it than your girlfriend.

you know you drive an e30 when your license plate lights are all corded and the metal around them is rusted.

you know you drive an e30 when your trunk seal is broken.
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:48 AM   #65
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some worth repeating...
  • You know you drive an E30 when girls are all excited you drive a BMW, but then you have to talk them down because it's not even close to what they're expecting.
  • you know you drive an e30 when you keep a strait(sic) face like nothings wrong when u break down in the middle of the road.
  • You know (or knew in my case) you drive an e30 when your passenger asks if birds are in your dash when you turn the heat on.
  • You knwo(sic) you drive an e30 when you use the trunk for central locking because none of the other locks work
  • you scrape more ice off the inside of your windows than the outside

omg!! i love u guys! i love u guys sooooo much! and to think it was only mine who hated me so much. ive never felt more included. thank you brothers!

new ones:
  • you know you drive an e30 when your left calf cramps up like hell each time youre stuck in traffic
  • you know you drive an e30 when each time you open your glovebox, you remind yourself youre too cheap to buy that damm flashlight
  • you know you drive an e30 when you pray before using the jack
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:52 AM   #66
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some worth repeating...
  • You know you drive an E30 when girls are all excited you drive a BMW, but then you have to talk them down because it's not even close to what they're expecting.
  • you know you drive an e30 when you keep a strait(sic) face like nothings wrong when u break down in the middle of the road.
  • You know (or knew in my case) you drive an e30 when your passenger asks if birds are in your dash when you turn the heat on.
  • You knwo(sic) you drive an e30 when you use the trunk for central locking because none of the other locks work
  • you scrape more ice off the inside of your windows than the outside

omg!! i love u guys! i love u guys sooooo much! and to think it was only mine who hated me so much. ive never felt more included. thank you brothers!

new ones:
  • you know you drive an e30 when your left calf cramps up like hell each time youre stuck in traffic
  • you know you drive an e30 when each time you open your glovebox, you remind yourself youre too cheap to buy that damm flashlight
  • you know you drive an e30 when you pray before using the jack
that ****ing jack...... i needed to jack up my old acccord after the balljoint snapped i put the jack under cranked it up it slipped put a big dent in the rocker and bent the jack to ****. since then i havent used that pos jack.
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:05 PM   #67
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you know you drive an e30 when you can see all the wires and such by your pedals because you don't have a knee panel, because it broke or your car never came with it
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:20 PM   #68
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that ****ing jack...... i needed to jack up my old acccord after the balljoint snapped i put the jack under cranked it up it slipped put a big dent in the rocker and bent the jack to ****. since then i havent used that pos jack.
LOL, those jacks held up my bros e30 for like 6 months doing rear end work!.. i fell asleep under the car, and im here
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:38 PM   #69
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...when your crotch is scorched and wet from holding that cup of Timmy's while you drive.
LMFAO!! gold!
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Old 01-20-2009, 11:39 PM   #70
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LOL, those jacks held up my bros e30 for like 6 months doing rear end work!.. i fell asleep under the car, and im here
lol wtf? how can u fall sleep under the car?
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:34 AM   #71
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Old 01-21-2009, 12:58 AM   #72
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lol wtf? how can u fall sleep under the car?
ive done it....when its one of those humid days, no wind, +20 outside, close to night time, burning out from a "seshion" 1 hour ago.....it happens lol.
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Old 01-21-2009, 11:21 AM   #73
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All day under the car, the only thing that kept me from passing out was the never ending scampering of bloody ants.
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Old 01-21-2009, 02:03 PM   #74
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You know when you're in an E30 when you gotta smack the dash to make your temp gauge work.
lol i thought i was the only one lol

I find smacking, in general, corrects a lot of problems in an ethirty...
-temp guage - smack! fixed!
-ashtray light - smack! fixed!
-fan speed > 1 - smack! fixed!
-foglight - smack! fixed!
-reverse lights - fiddle the shifter while in gear - smack! fixed!
-g/f says ur too aggressive when ur 10 kms over the limit - smack! fixed!...J/K! Like my airfreshener says (which ironically my g/f bought for me): Get in, Sit down, Shut up, & Hang on!
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Old 01-25-2009, 11:17 PM   #75
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