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Old 12-25-2008, 11:19 AM   #1
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my buddy just got back from europe



and he came back with a joke that they have about us Canadians.

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?
















































You ask.
Can you guys get out of the pool?
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Old 12-25-2008, 11:35 AM   #2
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OMMOGMOMGMOGOMG LOLOLOLOLZZOOORSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I TOTTALLY GET IT!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS

the italians just say OHHHHHHHHHHH

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Old 12-25-2008, 03:06 PM   #3
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I don't get it...
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Old 12-25-2008, 04:29 PM   #4
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I don't get it...
We're polite.
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Old 12-25-2008, 05:37 PM   #5
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i get it. not that funny. i'm its funny but its not a lol or anything.
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Old 12-25-2008, 08:36 PM   #6
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We're polite.
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Old 12-25-2008, 08:52 PM   #7
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stupidest joke ever
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Old 12-25-2008, 09:04 PM   #8
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Too Polite if you ask me.
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Old 12-25-2008, 11:51 PM   #9
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Thats a pretty bad joke, its practacly a compliment.
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:29 AM   #10
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:34 AM   #11
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this joke actually managed to confuse me with less than 10 words...
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Old 12-26-2008, 01:41 AM   #12
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i would say that this joke is better : what do prisoners use to call each other...
cellphones.
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Old 12-26-2008, 02:43 PM   #13
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WHy do catholic priests tell the alter boys to put their dicks in the snow????
























They like a few cold ones after work.
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Old 12-28-2008, 02:42 AM   #14
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i get it. not that funny. i'm its funny but its not a lol or anything.
I lol at you
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Old 12-28-2008, 03:16 AM   #15
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interesting...
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