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12-25-2008, 12:19 PM
#1
black and blue
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Car: ix touring
my buddy just got back from europe
and he came back with a joke that they have about us Canadians.
How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?
You ask.
Can you guys get out of the pool?
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12-25-2008, 12:35 PM
#2
6th Gear Member
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Location: Toronto
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Car: 1996 328TI
OMMOGMOMGMOGOMG LOLOLOLOLZZOOORSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I TOTTALLY GET IT!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS
the italians just say OHHHHHHHHHHH
12-25-2008, 04:06 PM
#3
Banned
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Location: Mississauga
Posts: 3,464
Car: Hemi
I don't get it...
12-25-2008, 05:29 PM
#4
6th Gear Member
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Location: Milton
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
coolhand
I don't get it...
We're polite.
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12-25-2008, 06:37 PM
#5
The King.
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Milton
Posts: 7,363
Car: Silver 2004 BMW M3
i get it. not that funny. i'm its funny but its not a lol or anything.
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12-25-2008, 09:36 PM
#6
rawr
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
SamE30e
We're polite.
or Pushovers
12-25-2008, 09:52 PM
#7
3rd Gear Member
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hamilton
Posts: 331
Car: 1994 BMW 325is
stupidest joke ever
12-25-2008, 10:04 PM
#8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
SamE30e
We're polite.
Too Polite if you ask me.
12-26-2008, 12:51 AM
#9
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Car: Hemi
Thats a pretty bad joke, its practacly a compliment.
12-26-2008, 02:29 AM
#10
biggerthen3
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Brampton
Posts: 713
Car: 525i
ROOFFLLL
stupid lambs
12-26-2008, 02:34 AM
#11
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Location: Toronto
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Car: 2007 335i
this joke actually managed to confuse me with less than 10 words...
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12-26-2008, 02:41 AM
#12
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Location: Toronto
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i would say that this joke is better : what do prisoners use to call each other...
cellphones.
12-26-2008, 03:43 PM
#13
King Sirex
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Toronto
Posts: 9,846
Car: VW
WHy do catholic priests tell the alter boys to put their dicks in the snow????
They like a few cold ones after work.
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12-28-2008, 03:42 AM
#14
Jumped up G'd up.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by
King Luis
i get it. not that funny. i'm its funny but its not a lol or anything.
I lol at you
12-28-2008, 04:16 AM
#15
The Real Transporter
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Ontario
Posts: 829
Car: e23 733i, e39 540i/6
interesting...
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