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Old 12-22-2008, 02:09 PM   #16
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Hats off to you good sir. It was very nice. We need 5 more poems before we can vote. Come on people, join in the fun.
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:32 PM   #17
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I need to get home
my bun is in the oven
plus I bought this cool movie
that stars "Mclovin"

my mind says don't do it man but
she's got my balls in her hand
my ass puckers
doin 220 passin all these ****ers

back to my wild days
back to basics
weavin in and out
hardly makin it

shouldn't be alive
these moves I'm pullin,
****in idiot,
I know, but I keep goin.

Turn off the radio,
throw out the coffee
concentration is what I need
ain't no stoppin me

music comin from the hood
is my ear pleasure
don't know how it's happening
but it's all coming together

getting nasty stares,
gettin screw face
I know
they want to be in my place.

I was born to drive a bimmer
no doubt about it
always searching
until I saw it

now no more
no other car indeed
will satisfy my cravings
or turn on the heat.

red heads, blondes, brunettes, and platinums
daddies better lock them up
cause I'm comin after them

I'm the guy you hate,
or the guy you want to screw
I'm cocky as shit
pullin up, rollin on 22's

first gear, second,
3 and four
don't worry number 5
I'm comin for ya

Spare the criticism,
if you don't you got no class,
cause there's no prize
I'm gonna give it to you half assed
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Old 12-22-2008, 04:43 PM   #18
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ADIDAD

In my office I sit and day dream about drifting,
Close my eyes, enter corners heel-toe downshifting,
E brake, fly sideways no lifting,
All Day I Dream About Drifting.

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Old 12-22-2008, 05:04 PM   #19
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ADIDAD

In my office I sit and day dream about drifting,
Close my eyes, enter corners heel-toe downshifting,
E brake, fly sideways no lifting,
All Day I Dream About Drifting.

- Chris de la Cruz
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Old 12-22-2008, 06:28 PM   #20
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Very nice guys =D, there be talent all up in this bitch.
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:46 PM   #21
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How about a haiku?

Holy shit pinkie!
You know how I know you're gay?
This thread explains it.
BAHAHAHAHA.


/chokes, just a little bit


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 12-22-2008, 09:58 PM   #22
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bahahahaha.


/chokes, just a little bit


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha
lllmmmmfffaooooooo hahahahahahha, i laugh at your laughter hahahahhhahaha! Omfg hahaha!
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:13 PM   #23
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BAHAHAHAHA.


/chokes, just a little bit


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Glad you approve bro!
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Old 12-22-2008, 10:46 PM   #24
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how many syllables is the 2nd line in a haiku supposed to have? 7 or 8?
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:08 AM   #25
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Wow buddy, what's all this terminology =S?
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Old 12-23-2008, 12:59 AM   #26
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:48 AM   #27
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Not into poetry at all.
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Old 12-23-2008, 06:03 PM   #28
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How about a haiku?

Holy shit pinkie!
You know how I know you're gay?
This thread explains it.
haha I vote win!!!
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Old 12-23-2008, 07:10 PM   #29
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this is so gay omg
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Old 12-23-2008, 08:13 PM   #30
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So this is post #2 and you still haven't figured out the correct spelling of "bored?"
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