Board Post #2-Poety

PinkieMoscow · 12-21-2008, 02:56 AM

Alright peeps. Bmw poety. Poems must be at least 1 stanza. After 10 poem posts, everyone will vote, but no more than once (poem posters are also allowed to vote once, be it for themselves or not. Winner will be announced after 10 votes for that person are cast. Poems posted after the tenth and final poem and before any votes are cast will be in the second round but please try not to post until winner is decided. WHAT THE WINNER GETS: Bragging rights!

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I'll start.

In love with an older woman

Her beautiful voice a blind man wouldn't question.
A voice in the back of my head, she yells, she screams.
"I'm yours, I'm here, at night please leave me near."
Dreams of her wake me up at night, sweets I only get
when I drive you right.

-Val I.

PinkieMoscow · 12-21-2008, 03:00 AM

Come on guys don't be shy, express!

98Dinan3 · 12-21-2008, 04:54 AM

How about a haiku?

Holy shit pinkie!
You know how I know you're gay?
This thread explains it.

coolhand · 12-21-2008, 05:46 AM

Quote:

BMW

I come from a land over the sea
I come from Munich;
It's the place to be.
I like to go fast,
Just tell me when, and I will step on the gas

My heart beats with 215 horses and was built by hand
The trick to the trade is my dual vanos and cams
On an open road you will hear my exhaust sing
But I'm more famous for owning all of Nurburging

My owner brags because my similarities to a jet.
Although I hate my big brother, the Z06 Corvette.
My owner doesn't have to worry about any kind of defeat
I am flying threw the corners, pinning him to his seat.

I'm cruising down the road, then out of the corner of my eye
I see a car flying on by, he is going really fast
This doesn't impress me much,
For I know his car was built in the distant past.

I don't think he realizes that Slipping, sliding and slamming the pavement
Isn't a once a while thing, it's a regular engagement.
The car is dark red, with stickers all over
This straight up tells me his car accelerates......

http://www.termpapersmonthly.com/essays/101910.html

PinkieMoscow · 12-21-2008, 11:08 AM

98Dinan3 I lol at you, don't worry I like em punanis.

v_bimmer · 12-21-2008, 11:32 AM

you failed miserably with your title again................

MiroE36 · 12-21-2008, 11:46 AM

i h8 poEtry

El Gato Liso · 12-21-2008, 11:55 AM

BORED not board!

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
i gotta get home
cuz moms calling me for dinna.

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
right now with out the keys
i am not feeling like a winna

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
i must hurry up
it is getting cold - my dinna

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
i found my keys in my pocket
cant drive in these lands of Timba

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
i had the keys that i put in the ignition
on my way home to my hopefully not so cold dinna

sim simma
who got the keys to my bimma?
i had the keys to my bimma
no longer keyless
boogied home and made it in time for dinna

yum.

ericdalinda · 12-21-2008, 02:26 PM

welcome to jamrock.. ^

magnus · 12-21-2008, 03:40 PM

Here is my contribution to this!!!!!!!

I dont know why i write today,
As i think poetry is so gay.

The more i think and more i press,
I think we ´ll end up in a dress.

For sure you say we are but men
With fine big testies full of sperm.

Yet all we do instead of work,
is wrte this crap on this here Board.

I really wonder what to do,
so i dont end up just like you.

And why on earth i am writting too,
in a thread so silly its it stinks of poo!

I just remember why i do,
Cause i like bimmers just like you.

And as the saying always said,
a bimmer gets you a good bed!

And if you think that this aint true,
Just ask your sister and momma too!

So next time you hear my BMW,
run home and hide your girlfriend too...

...but hold it there and dont you do,
I think ive been there already too!

lol

PinkieMoscow · 12-21-2008, 04:19 PM

Haha lol, my threads always fail. I sad now =(

Fel · 12-22-2008, 10:35 AM

lol.... still waiting for Pinkie to start a thread without spelling errors in the title. This one has 2! lol

PinkieMoscow · 12-22-2008, 10:54 AM

OMG, I didn't even notice the poety. Crap, I'm a fail. Maybe that's why my threads suck. =(.
Either way my bad spelling shouldn't stop you from writing a poem =D.

Is there anyway of correcting the title? And Ima go read an be smart now.

5thseries · 12-22-2008, 11:53 AM

ILL PLAY!

BMW
Yah, ill soon be driving you
From airplane motors
To your beutifull stoping rotors
Your inline 6 m3
to your ballin mteck 2 wing

BMW BMW, what will i do without you
You make my clutch go wild as now it has something to do.

I love my 5 series.. as i have no choice my brother drive the 3
No matter.. because they are all just soo great to me
e34 535i, and i stomp my foot on the peddle i feel your torqe
Take me into a new level of drive.
Sun roof open, blasting music.. yes.. bmw you make me feel alive!

Thank you.. lol..

MiroE36 · 12-22-2008, 12:18 PM

atleast your trying, i put my hands together for your efforts