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Old 12-19-2008, 03:34 PM   #16
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^^^^^ hahahahahha I am passing out.
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Old 12-19-2008, 04:12 PM   #17
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Man, Max is full of idiots.

BTW, my dick looks like a cauliflower, what do i do? Is that normal. I had sex with a Taiwanese hooker, do you think she is responsible? SHe told me she washes her Vajaijai with Palmolive dish soap after every client!
Dude!! Palmolive is not for Taiwanese hookers, only the Vietnamese can use that shit.... You're done for man. It's going to turn orange and fall off in about a week. Say your goodbyes now man.
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Old 12-19-2008, 06:40 PM   #18
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too make sure she is clean just pour some battery acid in there...
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Old 12-20-2008, 11:38 AM   #19
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Has it changed size, what type of borders does it have, colour, etc... and has it always been there?

If you said yes or might think that any of the above apply, you should go see your family doctor right away, I would go regardless, better safe then sorry. The right procedure is to go see him/her first, and if he/she needs to refer you, then they will.

If its something, then the best thing you can do is catch it early.
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Old 12-20-2008, 03:25 PM   #20
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Omomogmogmogomgom i have 1 mole on my back!!! How do i get rid of it?!?!?!!
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Old 12-22-2008, 07:14 AM   #21
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I have a mole in my gential region. People have told me I just have a small penis. I know I have a bigger penis below this mole, but I just cant bring myself to cutting it open to find it. I mean, it looks like the mole could be my penis, I guess I am hoping for a little much.

Any recommendations?
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Old 12-22-2008, 08:45 AM   #22
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I have a mole in my gential region. People have told me I just have a small penis. I know I have a bigger penis below this mole, but I just cant bring myself to cutting it open to find it. I mean, it looks like the mole could be my penis, I guess I am hoping for a little much.

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Your penis is the mole with the foreskin missing dumbass, no cutting required.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:05 AM   #23
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Your penis is the mole with the foreskin missing dumbass, no cutting required.
Next time sugar coat the message you ass grabbing homo smasher.

Im gonna go blast my pecs.
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Old 12-22-2008, 11:14 AM   #24
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Next time sugar coat the message you ass grabbing homo smasher.

Im gonna go blast my pecs.
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