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Old 02-09-2003, 05:58 AM   #1
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I have a friend, lets call him E45_Lover, and he hasent Jerked it in about 5 days. Whats gonna happen to him? Im a little worried.
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Old 02-09-2003, 08:01 AM   #2
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Old 02-09-2003, 08:39 AM   #3
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Old 02-09-2003, 12:13 PM   #4
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I have a friend, lets call him E45_Lover, and he hasent Jerked it in about 5 days. Whats gonna happen to him? Im a little worried.

Didn't he go for surgury to get 2 ribs removed? I'm sure once he gets better he'll need a lot of Chap Stick.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:30 PM   #5
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Didn't he go for surgury to get 2 ribs removed? I'm sure once he gets better he'll need a lot of Chap Stick.
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Didn't he go for surgury to get 2 ribs removed? I'm sure once he gets better he'll need a lot of Chap Stick.
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Old 02-09-2003, 01:35 PM   #7
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ID say HES GANNA TURN GAY! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHHAHHA
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actually, i just saw some show the other day and some crazy doctor was talking about how men should learn how to orgasm without ejaculation, because cum keeps you younger looking and also make you feel younger ... ****ed up!! i'm not sure i'm convinced.
then again, being a chick, i don't have to worry about it.

maybe this guy knows something...
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Old 02-09-2003, 03:26 PM   #9
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Leave it to MK to come up with this kindofa thread ... in reference to your question... DEATH... if you're a good friend.. .you should help him out
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ID say HES GANNA TURN GAY! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHHAHHA
speech, why would this E45_Lover guy join yourside!
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really jon really i dont roll your way the gay way buddy i got all the girls i need!
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really jon really i dont roll your way the gay way buddy i got all the girls i need!
how many times do i have to tell you speech, the imflatable, imaginary ones DONT count!
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Didn't he go for surgury to get 2 ribs removed? I'm sure once he gets better he'll need a lot of Chap Stick.

bwahahahahahahaha that is funny i can see a war here
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